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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Date Night Out: OH NO HE DIDN'T



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Blogger Brittney said...

hahaha how funny!!!

July 13, 2010 at 12:40 AM  
Blogger heavenisabookstore said...

Bwahahahaha!!! He IS hilarious!

July 13, 2010 at 12:53 AM  
Blogger The Boob Nazi said...

Showering is overrated haha.

July 13, 2010 at 12:59 AM  
Blogger Kristi {at} Live and Love...Out Loud said...

OH NO HE DIDN'T!
These were awesome! You've gotta play along every week. It's obvious that your husband provides you with lots of material! I don't even know where to begin, really. I'll just say that the Brokeback Mountain comment was the funniest. lol Thanks for the laugh and for playing along as well. My OH NO HE DIDN'T! post is finally up. Sorry for the delay. Have a great day.

Kristi, Live and Love...Out Loud
@TweetingMama

July 13, 2010 at 1:09 AM  
Blogger Momma Fargo said...

You made me laugh until I think I peed my pants. Very funny. Love it!

July 13, 2010 at 1:09 AM  
Blogger Brittany said...

OMG. Too funny!

July 13, 2010 at 1:18 AM  
Blogger Patrice said...

OMG I am dieing laughing. I wanna came hang out at your house. I have the feeling I would not stop laughing the entire time!

July 13, 2010 at 1:23 AM  
Blogger Cheryl D. said...

I'm glad you enjoyed your date night too! It sounds like you had a blast! Your husband sounds funny! He must be to keep up with you!

July 13, 2010 at 1:23 AM  
Blogger purseblogger said...

Oh girl, he sounds hilarious. A little like my hubby's sense of humor...:)

July 13, 2010 at 1:32 AM  
Blogger passionofthemom said...

ROTFLMFAO Holy LORD!!! I need a hubby with a sense of humor like yours...I'd probably have broken ribs from laughing so damn hard all the time, but it would HURT SO GOOD!! xD He's lucky to have a wife like you, Shell! ;)

July 13, 2010 at 1:39 AM  
Blogger The Blue Zoo said...

LOL Its like we have the SAME husband!! Everything from the boobs, to the "while youre down there", to me having to tell him to shut up all through the Eclipse! Well you're so nice you probably werent telling yours to shut up. =)

July 13, 2010 at 1:42 AM  
Blogger Tammy said...

At least your hubby went to see Eclipse with you...I went with a girlfriend since he would be caught dead in a theatre watching it...lol!

**just so you know, my uncle died today...I will try and get around tomorrow but now sure how things are going to go. I just scheduled my entire week tonight in case life gets crazy...

July 13, 2010 at 2:01 AM  
Blogger Katina said...

Brokeback Mountain???? Ha! HA! So glad you guys still have fun 7 years later!

July 13, 2010 at 3:25 AM  
Blogger Amanda said...

That is so funny

July 13, 2010 at 3:36 AM  
Blogger BJ_Mama said...

HAHAHA!!! SOunds like date night with my Hubby!

July 13, 2010 at 3:39 AM  
Blogger Tura Lura said...

That was awesome. ^_^

July 13, 2010 at 5:05 AM  
Blogger Jessica said...

I love laughing! Thanks for sharing! Go team Edward! (b/c of the books, not RPat... yuck)

July 13, 2010 at 5:57 AM  
Blogger Venassa said...

Haha too funny.
All things I could definitely hear my ex saying, so you're not alone.

July 13, 2010 at 6:08 AM  
Blogger jayayceeblog said...

Your Hubby is a HOOT! He would definitely be fun to hang out with and being able to laugh with/about them is the best! Happy PINT!

July 13, 2010 at 6:19 AM  
Blogger cfoxes33 said...

OMG! Your husband can be my next BFF! I need that humor a lot of the time in my life! This is the best one I've read so far!

July 13, 2010 at 6:43 AM  
Blogger Angie said...

LOL

I love how he just throws out there the things that come into his mind!

July 13, 2010 at 6:43 AM  
Blogger blueviolet said...

Your husband is so stinkin' funny!

July 13, 2010 at 6:45 AM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Can I be the first to say that I'm glad your husband doesn't have much of a filter...the boobs, the prostitute, the tent scene (you know he wanted them to kiss), and the "while you're down there" were all hysterical...now I want a date with him! Haha...

July 13, 2010 at 7:14 AM  
Blogger Kerri said...

He sounds a lot like my husband. I was trying to watch the bachelor last night - and he something to say about everything that happened, while it was happening.

But, he makes me laugh...I guess.

;o)

July 13, 2010 at 7:24 AM  
Blogger Sheri said...

The "red rocket" comment was hysterical! Loved this post.

July 13, 2010 at 7:36 AM  
Blogger Life Without Pink said...

OMG your husband is hysterical! The Brokeback Mountain, while you are down there, and red rocket comments are classic!!! That is something my hubby would of said too.

July 13, 2010 at 8:01 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

this is totally my hubby too.

July 13, 2010 at 8:06 AM  
Blogger Di said...

Our husbands would get along - I've heard many of these things before too! :)

July 13, 2010 at 8:10 AM  
Blogger Miss. Candy said...

I am laughing so hard!!! I am sure he brings a lot of laughter in your life!!!

July 13, 2010 at 8:16 AM  
Blogger Ian said...

As a fellow man, *checks down there* *yup, fellow man* he needs to up his game. I try and make the wife laugh constantly and half the time I fail. Not that I'm not funny...I mean, let's face it, nobody's got sharper wit and charm than I, but women typically don't get the guy humor.

Then again maybe I need to up my game?

Crap. Are there conferences for this?

July 13, 2010 at 8:32 AM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

Oh, I so needed these laughs this morning! I'm so glad you have a hubs that makes you laugh! There is just nothing better than that! :)
Great post!

July 13, 2010 at 8:33 AM  
Blogger Just Breathe said...

Great notes today. This was so much fun!

July 13, 2010 at 8:35 AM  
Blogger Steph said...

hahhahahahah!

My favorites were the waiter and the Brokeback Mountain!

Yeah, in addition to you and I, our men would get along just fine. :)

July 13, 2010 at 8:39 AM  
Blogger tessica said...

freaking hilarious
oh god i hated when my brothers or dad would do the damn red rocket joke
ewwwwww

July 13, 2010 at 8:45 AM  
Blogger Kmama said...

LOL!! Love this.

I officially lost it at the red rocket!

July 13, 2010 at 8:47 AM  
Blogger LisaDay said...

And did your drink come out of your nose when he pointed out the prostitute?

LisaDay

July 13, 2010 at 8:59 AM  
Blogger Evonne said...

I love this! The Brokeback Mountain comment had me in tears!

Sadly, I can picture my husband saying a lot of the same things!

July 13, 2010 at 9:10 AM  
Blogger Heidi said...

Sounds like he really knows how to keep you on your toes!

Love that he's 'man' enough to go see eclipse with you - my sweetie is good with flicks like that too! :)

July 13, 2010 at 9:17 AM  
Blogger An Imperfect New Momma said...

LOL! Hysterical! My hubby does that too...make fun of movies - while we are watching em. Sigh. I cant with that man :o)

July 13, 2010 at 9:19 AM  
Blogger Sara said...

Happy anniversary!

I don't know that I have a team, but I think Bella's dad is pretty hot.

July 13, 2010 at 9:23 AM  
Blogger The Random Blogette said...

That is hilarious! He totally sounds like my hubs. Definitely inappropriate but he still makes me laugh!

July 13, 2010 at 9:24 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

Sounds like his sense of humor is similar to my husband! We saw Eclipse this weekend too (first move in a year!) ... sorry to say, but I'm Team Edward! Let her have that vampire so the rest of us can have Jacob! :)

July 13, 2010 at 9:28 AM  
Blogger Diane said...

Lmao! You have your own personal comedian,don't you? I REALLY need to go see Eclipse!

July 13, 2010 at 9:34 AM  
Blogger cornflakegirl74 said...

I love this. It's great that you're still able to joke and have fun like newlyweds. You sound adorable together :) And he gets major brownie points for going to see Eclipse with you (and LOL @ Brokeback Mountain comment!!!!!).

July 13, 2010 at 9:38 AM  
Blogger Dazee Dreamer said...

OMG. You guys would totally be a hoot to hang out with.

July 13, 2010 at 9:39 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

Oh my heavens! You made me laugh. My two favorite comments were about how you were having an orgasm regarding the dessert - very classy! And the comment about the chick behind you being a prostitute. Where did that comment even come from? AWESOME!

Sounds like y'all had a great time. I can't convince Randy to see Eclipse with me. I am going with a girl friend of mine this Saturday... we'll have fun. Plus, I'll feel bad forcing Randy to endure something he won't like (plus, he will CONSTANTLY make fun of it - and me - during and after the movie... I don't need that).

Have a lovely day!

July 13, 2010 at 9:45 AM  
Blogger Grand Pooba said...

Oh no he didn't! Her seriously said that to the waitress? Damn, that must have been some good dessert! LOL

July 13, 2010 at 9:53 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Hilarious! And I was drooling over Jacob too :)

July 13, 2010 at 9:55 AM  
Blogger Secret Mom Thoughts said...

Your hubs humor is similar to my hub's humor. Too funny.

July 13, 2010 at 9:56 AM  
Blogger MommyLovesStilettos said...

LMFAO! That is totally how Danny is! I love it! :)

July 13, 2010 at 10:14 AM  
Blogger Perfectly Unperfect said...

I love your husband's sense of humor!!!

And the part about kicking the seat in front of you...is awesome!!!

Oh...just so ya know....TEAM EDWARD!!! :-)

July 13, 2010 at 10:18 AM  
Blogger Andrea (ace1028) said...

Your hubby sounds hilarious! ;)

July 13, 2010 at 10:21 AM  
OpenID bluecottonmemory said...

I take it your husband is the communicator in the family? How hillarious! I think you should win the humor award for this one - it was a work of art!

July 13, 2010 at 10:50 AM  
Blogger Reagan said...

That is soooo funny!

I'm still looking for tips on how to get my DH to watch anything Twi-related without gagging.

Team Edward :)

July 13, 2010 at 10:56 AM  
Blogger Sara said...

This is hilarious... I was already laughing but when I got to the "Red Rocket Red Rocket" I almost choked on my coffee....

July 13, 2010 at 11:09 AM  
Blogger Buffee said...

I think our husbands might be related! HA!

Good stuff!

July 13, 2010 at 11:13 AM  
Blogger Brandi said...

Too funny! Mine does the same thing w/the inappropriate jokes. I try not to laugh... don't want to encourage him. I usually manage an 'OMG' and an eye roll, but he cracks me up.

July 13, 2010 at 11:55 AM  
Blogger KG Style said...

7 years of marriage and counting..! That's fantastic and the sense of humor is what makes it all worthwhile..so all the "Oh no he didn't's" are really, "I'm so glad he did!" Very cute post!

July 13, 2010 at 12:08 PM  
Blogger kel said...

You hubby sounds a whole lot like my husband!! too funny!

July 13, 2010 at 12:18 PM  
Blogger Jenn @ South of Sheridan said...

omg, what a riot! :) He's hilarious!

July 13, 2010 at 12:41 PM  
Blogger Jenn @ South of Sheridan said...

omg, what a riot! :) He's hilarious!

July 13, 2010 at 12:42 PM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

Your husband is too much for words! He is just too funny! What did the waitress say after he made the orgasm comment? I would have loved to be there to see her face, even better yet, yours.
Love it!
I won't take my hubs to see Eclipse because I can't have him watch me drool over Jacob.

July 13, 2010 at 1:08 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

Your husband sounds awesome, well done!

July 13, 2010 at 1:09 PM  
Blogger angie said...

And hey. He was willing to go see Eclipse with you!

July 13, 2010 at 1:26 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

The red rocket made soda come out of my nose! Funny stuff.

July 13, 2010 at 1:50 PM  
Blogger Mary Beth said...

Are you sure you weren't talking about MY husband? Ha! Really enjoyed this post!

July 13, 2010 at 1:51 PM  
Blogger Nancy C said...

Brokeback Moutain! OMG that's funny.

You know they would do it "doggy style."

July 13, 2010 at 1:59 PM  
Blogger Loukia said...

Oh my gosh! Hahahaha... soooo funny, girl. So funny. I love the "Does't he own a shirt?" one the best... haha... I like you would have been too busy watching the screen... ;)

July 13, 2010 at 2:16 PM  
Blogger Brandi said...

OMG, Brokeback Mountain? I'm dying! Your hubs is a trip!!

July 13, 2010 at 2:20 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

So, did you like Eclipse?

Michelle
http://pietrosmomma.blogspot.com/

July 13, 2010 at 2:33 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

LOL! I love your husbands sense of humor. I have tears from laughing so hard.

July 13, 2010 at 2:48 PM  
Blogger Mom of the Twinkies and Tot! said...

OMG...love it all! My husband sounds the same! Although my hubs wouldn't even go near a theater if it were to see Eclipse...he says they aren't real vampires since they sparkle. Ha! Stopping by from PINT & will be back to read more for sure!

July 13, 2010 at 3:01 PM  
Blogger Brittany C said...

Too funny! :D Loved the Eclipse part! Don't you just LOVE that movie!

Team Jacob! :)

Have a great day!

July 13, 2010 at 3:17 PM  
Blogger Mommy Lisa said...

Yes - your hubs and mine would get along fine.

July 13, 2010 at 3:43 PM  
Blogger Salt said...

OMG. I was laughing through all of these and then I got to the Eclipse Brokeback Mountain comment and nearly died. HILARIOUS!

July 13, 2010 at 3:45 PM  
Blogger shortmama said...

Your hubs and mine must have been cut from the same stone!

July 13, 2010 at 3:56 PM  
Blogger liz said...

OMG! I can't decide if he's the funniest guy EVER or just deserves to be slapped! HAHAHA!

July 13, 2010 at 3:59 PM  
Blogger WhisperingWriter said...

Jacon DOES need to keep his shirt on. He weirds me out.

My husband always says, "While you're down there..." Like I would ever. He pees out of that thing.

July 13, 2010 at 4:07 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

LMAO!!! That is awesome. And your husband sounds an awful lot like MY husband. Are they are same man?!?! :-)

July 13, 2010 at 4:17 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

I seriously laughed and LAUGHED! Not to mention, he went to see eclipse with you? Total keeper.
'traded up'
heh.

July 13, 2010 at 4:32 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

That is too too funny!!

July 13, 2010 at 5:06 PM  
Blogger Joann Mannix said...

Shell,

We might just have the same husband, especially the part about talking loud in the movie at inappropriate times.

July 13, 2010 at 5:49 PM  
Blogger Much More Than Mommy said...

That was incredibly funny!! Your husband sounds like a fun one to have around!

July 13, 2010 at 6:11 PM  
Blogger Babes Mami said...

OH NO HE DIDN'T!! Your hubs sounds occasionally hilarious.

July 13, 2010 at 6:26 PM  
Blogger Ali said...

Crap, hubs and I had the same conversation befor Eclipse started! WTH?

July 13, 2010 at 6:58 PM  
Blogger Kearsie said...

Man. Your date with your Hubs sounds a whole lot more fun than mine. My Hubs just repeatedly said through the movie "this is dumb".

July 13, 2010 at 7:02 PM  
Blogger Oka said...

LMBO, Thanks I needed that today(5 days of inlaws)

July 13, 2010 at 7:29 PM  
Blogger Emmy said...

Wow was that all in one night? Hope your bladder wasn't too full :)

July 13, 2010 at 8:02 PM  
Blogger becca said...

My husband likes to speculate about who is a prostitute too. He's always pointing out people or talking about people he saw that he thinks are hookers. Not sure what the infatuation is there...

Sometimes I roll my eyes at my husb sick sense of humor but other times... yup, he cracks me up too!

July 13, 2010 at 8:05 PM  
Blogger The Mommyologist said...

I don't even think I read the last post-it because I can't stop laughing over the red rocket thing. I officially love your hubs. He's my kind of dude.

Sorry I'm so late with commenting today...it has been beyond NUTS around here!!

July 13, 2010 at 8:51 PM  
Blogger Literacy Teacher said...

I recently found your blog and I just love it! You are hilarious !! I love reading your blog to my hubs b/c he he always says, " om my. she is like your long lost sister!"

July 13, 2010 at 8:59 PM  
Blogger Uyen said...

these "Oh no he didn't" are hilarious! I can't believe that this is the first time I've landed on your site. Very cute!

July 13, 2010 at 10:42 PM  
Blogger Amy J - Book Addict said...

LMAO! I love these! I am going to have to find time to do this meme with the Oh No He Didnt! Love it!

July 14, 2010 at 1:10 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Hey girl! You have an award waiting for you. Stop by and grab it when you get a chance =)

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July 14, 2010 at 1:56 AM  
Blogger Sonora said...

Hahahaha! Men are so similar in some ways. So many of those things that your husband said are things mine have said. I will just say that I didn't mind that Jacob wasn't wearing a shirt for half of the movie. (Ok, just googled him to see how old he is and now I realize I sound like a gross old lady. :) ) I was 12 when he was born. Oh well, aren't Cougars the new cool thing?

July 14, 2010 at 4:29 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

This totally cracks me up! :) I love date night!

July 14, 2010 at 10:02 PM  
Blogger Lourie said...

Me and my husband tell each other we stink all the time. 16 going on 17!

July 15, 2010 at 12:33 AM  
Blogger Natalie said...

Yep, hubs is hilarious....sounds like his sense of humor is a lot like my hubby's!

Team Edward, though...

July 15, 2010 at 10:16 AM  
Blogger Messy Mommy said...

Wow, our husbands sound extremely similar. I swear mine acts like I NEVER shower. When he gets home at the end of the week he'll ask, "When was the last time you showered?" Not because I stink just because he thinks I don't shower unless he tells me to or something. Makes me so mad! I can take care of my own personal hygiene thank you very much!

July 15, 2010 at 3:09 PM  

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