Date Night Out: OH NO HE DIDN'T
posted by Shell at
7:27 AM
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
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99 Comments:
hahaha how funny!!!
Bwahahahaha!!! He IS hilarious!
Showering is overrated haha.
OH NO HE DIDN'T!
These were awesome! You've gotta play along every week. It's obvious that your husband provides you with lots of material! I don't even know where to begin, really. I'll just say that the Brokeback Mountain comment was the funniest. lol Thanks for the laugh and for playing along as well. My OH NO HE DIDN'T! post is finally up. Sorry for the delay. Have a great day.
Kristi, Live and Love...Out Loud
@TweetingMama
You made me laugh until I think I peed my pants. Very funny. Love it!
OMG. Too funny!
OMG I am dieing laughing. I wanna came hang out at your house. I have the feeling I would not stop laughing the entire time!
I'm glad you enjoyed your date night too! It sounds like you had a blast! Your husband sounds funny! He must be to keep up with you!
Oh girl, he sounds hilarious. A little like my hubby's sense of humor...:)
ROTFLMFAO Holy LORD!!! I need a hubby with a sense of humor like yours...I'd probably have broken ribs from laughing so damn hard all the time, but it would HURT SO GOOD!! xD He's lucky to have a wife like you, Shell! ;)
LOL Its like we have the SAME husband!! Everything from the boobs, to the "while youre down there", to me having to tell him to shut up all through the Eclipse! Well you're so nice you probably werent telling yours to shut up. =)
At least your hubby went to see Eclipse with you...I went with a girlfriend since he would be caught dead in a theatre watching it...lol!
**just so you know, my uncle died today...I will try and get around tomorrow but now sure how things are going to go. I just scheduled my entire week tonight in case life gets crazy...
Brokeback Mountain???? Ha! HA! So glad you guys still have fun 7 years later!
That is so funny
HAHAHA!!! SOunds like date night with my Hubby!
That was awesome. ^_^
I love laughing! Thanks for sharing! Go team Edward! (b/c of the books, not RPat... yuck)
Haha too funny.
All things I could definitely hear my ex saying, so you're not alone.
Your Hubby is a HOOT! He would definitely be fun to hang out with and being able to laugh with/about them is the best! Happy PINT!
OMG! Your husband can be my next BFF! I need that humor a lot of the time in my life! This is the best one I've read so far!
LOL
I love how he just throws out there the things that come into his mind!
Your husband is so stinkin' funny!
Can I be the first to say that I'm glad your husband doesn't have much of a filter...the boobs, the prostitute, the tent scene (you know he wanted them to kiss), and the "while you're down there" were all hysterical...now I want a date with him! Haha...
He sounds a lot like my husband. I was trying to watch the bachelor last night - and he something to say about everything that happened, while it was happening.
But, he makes me laugh...I guess.
;o)
The "red rocket" comment was hysterical! Loved this post.
OMG your husband is hysterical! The Brokeback Mountain, while you are down there, and red rocket comments are classic!!! That is something my hubby would of said too.
this is totally my hubby too.
Our husbands would get along - I've heard many of these things before too! :)
I am laughing so hard!!! I am sure he brings a lot of laughter in your life!!!
As a fellow man, *checks down there* *yup, fellow man* he needs to up his game. I try and make the wife laugh constantly and half the time I fail. Not that I'm not funny...I mean, let's face it, nobody's got sharper wit and charm than I, but women typically don't get the guy humor.
Then again maybe I need to up my game?
Crap. Are there conferences for this?
Oh, I so needed these laughs this morning! I'm so glad you have a hubs that makes you laugh! There is just nothing better than that! :)
Great post!
Great notes today. This was so much fun!
hahhahahahah!
My favorites were the waiter and the Brokeback Mountain!
Yeah, in addition to you and I, our men would get along just fine. :)
freaking hilarious
oh god i hated when my brothers or dad would do the damn red rocket joke
ewwwwww
LOL!! Love this.
I officially lost it at the red rocket!
And did your drink come out of your nose when he pointed out the prostitute?
LisaDay
I love this! The Brokeback Mountain comment had me in tears!
Sadly, I can picture my husband saying a lot of the same things!
Sounds like he really knows how to keep you on your toes!
Love that he's 'man' enough to go see eclipse with you - my sweetie is good with flicks like that too! :)
LOL! Hysterical! My hubby does that too...make fun of movies - while we are watching em. Sigh. I cant with that man :o)
Happy anniversary!
I don't know that I have a team, but I think Bella's dad is pretty hot.
That is hilarious! He totally sounds like my hubs. Definitely inappropriate but he still makes me laugh!
Sounds like his sense of humor is similar to my husband! We saw Eclipse this weekend too (first move in a year!) ... sorry to say, but I'm Team Edward! Let her have that vampire so the rest of us can have Jacob! :)
Lmao! You have your own personal comedian,don't you? I REALLY need to go see Eclipse!
I love this. It's great that you're still able to joke and have fun like newlyweds. You sound adorable together :) And he gets major brownie points for going to see Eclipse with you (and LOL @ Brokeback Mountain comment!!!!!).
OMG. You guys would totally be a hoot to hang out with.
Oh my heavens! You made me laugh. My two favorite comments were about how you were having an orgasm regarding the dessert - very classy! And the comment about the chick behind you being a prostitute. Where did that comment even come from? AWESOME!
Sounds like y'all had a great time. I can't convince Randy to see Eclipse with me. I am going with a girl friend of mine this Saturday... we'll have fun. Plus, I'll feel bad forcing Randy to endure something he won't like (plus, he will CONSTANTLY make fun of it - and me - during and after the movie... I don't need that).
Have a lovely day!
Oh no he didn't! Her seriously said that to the waitress? Damn, that must have been some good dessert! LOL
Hilarious! And I was drooling over Jacob too :)
Your hubs humor is similar to my hub's humor. Too funny.
LMFAO! That is totally how Danny is! I love it! :)
I love your husband's sense of humor!!!
And the part about kicking the seat in front of you...is awesome!!!
Oh...just so ya know....TEAM EDWARD!!! :-)
Your hubby sounds hilarious! ;)
I take it your husband is the communicator in the family? How hillarious! I think you should win the humor award for this one - it was a work of art!
That is soooo funny!
I'm still looking for tips on how to get my DH to watch anything Twi-related without gagging.
Team Edward :)
This is hilarious... I was already laughing but when I got to the "Red Rocket Red Rocket" I almost choked on my coffee....
I think our husbands might be related! HA!
Good stuff!
Too funny! Mine does the same thing w/the inappropriate jokes. I try not to laugh... don't want to encourage him. I usually manage an 'OMG' and an eye roll, but he cracks me up.
7 years of marriage and counting..! That's fantastic and the sense of humor is what makes it all worthwhile..so all the "Oh no he didn't's" are really, "I'm so glad he did!" Very cute post!
You hubby sounds a whole lot like my husband!! too funny!
omg, what a riot! :) He's hilarious!
omg, what a riot! :) He's hilarious!
Your husband is too much for words! He is just too funny! What did the waitress say after he made the orgasm comment? I would have loved to be there to see her face, even better yet, yours.
Love it!
I won't take my hubs to see Eclipse because I can't have him watch me drool over Jacob.
Your husband sounds awesome, well done!
And hey. He was willing to go see Eclipse with you!
The red rocket made soda come out of my nose! Funny stuff.
Are you sure you weren't talking about MY husband? Ha! Really enjoyed this post!
Brokeback Moutain! OMG that's funny.
You know they would do it "doggy style."
Oh my gosh! Hahahaha... soooo funny, girl. So funny. I love the "Does't he own a shirt?" one the best... haha... I like you would have been too busy watching the screen... ;)
OMG, Brokeback Mountain? I'm dying! Your hubs is a trip!!
So, did you like Eclipse?
Michelle
http://pietrosmomma.blogspot.com/
LOL! I love your husbands sense of humor. I have tears from laughing so hard.
OMG...love it all! My husband sounds the same! Although my hubs wouldn't even go near a theater if it were to see Eclipse...he says they aren't real vampires since they sparkle. Ha! Stopping by from PINT & will be back to read more for sure!
Too funny! :D Loved the Eclipse part! Don't you just LOVE that movie!
Team Jacob! :)
Have a great day!
Yes - your hubs and mine would get along fine.
OMG. I was laughing through all of these and then I got to the Eclipse Brokeback Mountain comment and nearly died. HILARIOUS!
Your hubs and mine must have been cut from the same stone!
OMG! I can't decide if he's the funniest guy EVER or just deserves to be slapped! HAHAHA!
Jacon DOES need to keep his shirt on. He weirds me out.
My husband always says, "While you're down there..." Like I would ever. He pees out of that thing.
LMAO!!! That is awesome. And your husband sounds an awful lot like MY husband. Are they are same man?!?! :-)
I seriously laughed and LAUGHED! Not to mention, he went to see eclipse with you? Total keeper.
'traded up'
heh.
That is too too funny!!
Shell,
We might just have the same husband, especially the part about talking loud in the movie at inappropriate times.
That was incredibly funny!! Your husband sounds like a fun one to have around!
OH NO HE DIDN'T!! Your hubs sounds occasionally hilarious.
Crap, hubs and I had the same conversation befor Eclipse started! WTH?
Man. Your date with your Hubs sounds a whole lot more fun than mine. My Hubs just repeatedly said through the movie "this is dumb".
LMBO, Thanks I needed that today(5 days of inlaws)
Wow was that all in one night? Hope your bladder wasn't too full :)
My husband likes to speculate about who is a prostitute too. He's always pointing out people or talking about people he saw that he thinks are hookers. Not sure what the infatuation is there...
Sometimes I roll my eyes at my husb sick sense of humor but other times... yup, he cracks me up too!
I don't even think I read the last post-it because I can't stop laughing over the red rocket thing. I officially love your hubs. He's my kind of dude.
Sorry I'm so late with commenting today...it has been beyond NUTS around here!!
I recently found your blog and I just love it! You are hilarious !! I love reading your blog to my hubs b/c he he always says, " om my. she is like your long lost sister!"
these "Oh no he didn't" are hilarious! I can't believe that this is the first time I've landed on your site. Very cute!
LMAO! I love these! I am going to have to find time to do this meme with the Oh No He Didnt! Love it!
Hey girl! You have an award waiting for you. Stop by and grab it when you get a chance =)
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Hahahaha! Men are so similar in some ways. So many of those things that your husband said are things mine have said. I will just say that I didn't mind that Jacob wasn't wearing a shirt for half of the movie. (Ok, just googled him to see how old he is and now I realize I sound like a gross old lady. :) ) I was 12 when he was born. Oh well, aren't Cougars the new cool thing?
This totally cracks me up! :) I love date night!
Me and my husband tell each other we stink all the time. 16 going on 17!
Yep, hubs is hilarious....sounds like his sense of humor is a lot like my hubby's!
Team Edward, though...
Wow, our husbands sound extremely similar. I swear mine acts like I NEVER shower. When he gets home at the end of the week he'll ask, "When was the last time you showered?" Not because I stink just because he thinks I don't shower unless he tells me to or something. Makes me so mad! I can take care of my own personal hygiene thank you very much!
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