Post-it Note Day!
posted by Shell at
6:36 AM
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
About Me
- Name: Shell
- Location: North Carolina, United States
You know those things you want to say, but you might seem a little weird if you walked up to the moms you just met on the playground and said them? That's what I spill here.
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73 Comments:
You look great and you are totally Mom Sexy! You could work the pole!
You are so lucky that you love your MIL. I have tried, but I really just don't think it's going to happen unless she gets a total personality makeover!!
Hilarious!
I have some of that shimmer lotion ...put it on my face too without realizing. That stuff is not easy to wash off.
Your post its are always great. Have a fun day...LobsterShell
So funny! The MIL one is Fab!
sunburnt? another mommy sexy moment?
Oh no, you poor lobster, with glowing lotion! I've heard pole dancing can be a very good work out actually.
I agree with above posters you are Mom sexy!
I always forget to put sunscreen on myself. LOL about the shimmer lotion, that is too funny!
I am off to check out OUr MOmmyhood!
I am with you on the Easter candy. Instead of taking my son's snickers bar I just traded it with an extra milky way.
I love the "beach" moment. Too funny!
If I had the body of a pole dancer I might just be one... think of all the loot!!! LOL
I'd steal my kids' chocolate too.
Darius will always be Hootie to me too! And that is too funny about your glimmer lotion...I'll have to make sure to pay attention the next time I buy lotion.
Pole Dancing Lobster...hmmmm, you might be onto something for the touristy crowd. ahhahaha
I lovelovelove Darius aka Hootie too. Saw him live at Stagecoach in CA last April (meet & greet too) and he is PHENOMENAL live!
My pregnant self and my fiance will be seeing him with Brad Paisley in PGH this summer. He doesn't disappoint...sings a few Hootie songs too! :)
Happy Tuesday, chocolate thief!
~S
p.s. hahahaha on MIL beach. Mine IS the beach.
Ha! A pole dancer. That's funny!
I've used that stuff before and had people asking me why I had glitter all over my arms (AT work!). Embarrassing!!
I want a pole dancing body too. *sigh*
Your lotion story is funny; I've a similar one. I was rushing to work one morning and noticed that my heels looked awful. So, I grabbed my Ocean Potion After-Sun Lotion bc it is the thickest and lasts the longest.
A few hours later I looked down and my feet looked like I had been running barefoot through red clay!!!
I had grabbed the one with a "natural glow" in it!!! I be to this day some of those kids still talk about the day that I nasty Wal-Mart feet.
The one thing I never, ever forget? Sunscreen. For me or my kids. Second/third degree burns with HUGE blisters on your chest will do that to you.
My skin just does not tan. I burn and then it fades to white. *sigh*
Where can I get one of those pole dancing bodies??
LOL at Cub and the "beach".
Can't believe we are thinking about sunscreen already. I've not given my kids candy for the various holidays in awhile, but they can always count on their grandparents to give them some. My presents are more expensive, less fattening - I think - since they are games for their Nintendos. ;-)
So nice to hear someone loves her MIL.
I couldn't get past the pole dancer one.
*Snorting*
My lotion has that too....oh Shell...I'm going to laughing all day about that one.
Sorry about your sunburn!
Sorry about the sunburn, and I used to have make up with sparklies in it...not cool. Actually wore it on mine & Paul's first date, and he asked me why my face was shining...haha...
I told him I bought the wrong kind of make up, he asked why I didn't just go and buy the right kind, and I said b/c I didn't want to waste what I bought.
Why would any sane person put glitter shimmery stuff and lotion together? I tell ya, the lotion companies these days...what are we going to do about them? We're not eleven years old anymore, and having our skin sparkling is just not right.
:)
You are a Sexy Mom! Really, aren't lobsters sexy :-) Just kidding! Have a great day!
Lord.
The first one made me laugh so damn hard I had to stop there and comment.
That should be a bumper sticker, t shirt or somethin. Genius!
Haha. Must admit...I love that shimmer lotion. Have some of it myself!
He will always be hootie!
So funny!
I think every hubby would like to know that their wives could pole dance. I on the other hand, have no coordination and would end up like the woman I keep getting links to in my emails, pole dancing fail, for sure.
I once took a pole dancing class...for exercise. Its much harder than it looks. Those girls are talented...Ahem.
Oh and I stole chocolate too. I really need to get it out of the house.
He will ALWAYS be HOOTIE to me too :)
Where to begin, Shell??!! Let me first rub the cramps out of my stomach from laughing so much! "beach" ha, ha! My Bear has moment like that too and I cringe.
When I first heard the Darius song I was all excited and talked to the 6-7th graders I work with about it, They thought I had last my marbles when i referred to him as Hootie. one of them thought I had said hottie- it was, in all, a strange conversation.
I am a little jealous that you have a sunburn...it has been snowing here!
Heheheheh The pole dancer! I secretly want a pole in my bedroom...I guess it's not a secret anymore! ;-)
I love Hootie. And if I had the body of a pole dancer I would be a pole dancer.
I heart your post it notes today! Super cute! Hope your sunburn isn't too bad. Nice that you are experiencing the beautiful weather there too!
I love shimmer lotion it hides my flaws! Ya I'd love a "classy" stripper body too, ya know like Demi Moore in that one horrible movie she did!
I didn't know Hootie went single! I'll have to check that out! I wonder, did you wear the shimmery lotion after the 'lobster' treatment? That would've been awesome!
I love me some Hootie! Have you seen this video of him doing a live version of "Drinkin' & Dialin'" ...love it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYY0bh566vQ
On the other hand, DO have a pole dancers body...unfortunately the pole is a big, fat telephone/utility one. {{sigh}}
I LOVE shimmer lotion in the summer! Good stuff! I also love Post-It Note Tuesday. If only I wasn't committed to Project Life!
Awesome post!
Lmao you should haar my child say STICK!!! lets say he uses D's for S's! bahaha!!!
Starting a diet too!! I love my curves but my swim suit doesnt bahaha
ha ha ha @ the pole dancer one. Love it!
I forgot the sunscreen too. I hate it when I'm stupid like that :)
I love that you were glowing! And I've seen you dance and you'd make a hell of a mom sexy pole dancer!!!
Alex
I hope that burn fades quickly! I've done that too often... lather up the kids and overlook my own need to protect my glaringly white skin.
I used to go see Hootie and the Blowfish perform all the time in my college town. One of their mom's worked in my same office when I was in grad school. I love me some Hootie AND some Darius! :)
They definitely don't need all that candy. :)
LOL!
I always use the wrong pronunciation with beach!! It's my accent though! In spanish the "i" sounds like an "ee" and "ea" sounds like an "i"
oops!! I got in trouble in school once for saying the wrong thing when asking my classmate of a "sheet" of paper! :(
you were "glowing"? that's how pregnancy rumors get started you know. ;) And pole dancing is good excercise BTW. ;) ;) (that was a two wink comment) and it would go far in helping your SAY YES challenge and mom sexy causes!
*AHEM* have you checked your @shellthings today?!?? :P
ps. Heiah - your pole comment CRACKED me up and Ms. Random - haven't you learned form shell that is perfectly acceptable to double dip?!??
I wish my kids still had chocolate for me to steal, lol!
I wanna a pole dancer body too...right now I could probably get a job at "uncle Limpy's" this is from a song by the Bloodhound gang...lol =)
U Lie - you have a good body. We have seen you dance!
No one needs all that candy, and I bought more 1/2 price at CVS last night. *sigh*
Heading over to the guest post!
lmao Shell your post it notes are ALWAYS so fun to read! The MIL "Beach" almost made me pee myself! lol have a good day!
Sexxy body for sure... sigh... I'm there with ya girl!
I did that once with lotion... i was so embarrassed because I was going to a Bat Mitzvah and it looked like I was trying to fit in with the 13 year olds.
Yea ... beach season seems to be coming early this year here- it was 82 today!! Better find some motivation to get skinny ;-)
I love chocolate too.. Great post... I loved how you shined.. Was it like Edward?
Fellow Friday Follower here. Nice to meet you. I'm now following your blog and hope you'll follow me.
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Fellow Friday Follower here. Nice to meet you. I'm now following your blog and hope you'll follow me.
www.what-comes-next.net
So you glowed, that is funny. You really need to wear sunscreen!!!
Great job with the Post Its.
I took the Reese's eggs out of Baby Girl's basket...no 1 year old needs chocolate and peanut butter, so I was just saving her from that ;)
He will always be Hootie to me too.
I love that song.
I want chocolate!
I have not stole any Easter candy... What is WRONG with me???
LOL at glowing! I'm not big on the shimmery lotions...
I LIVE with with my MIL and we go through a LOT of love/hate moments...
i want to go to the *beep*, um i mean beach too!
and i grabbed your button by the way!
I totally stole my son's Easter Candy! Grandma put Peanut Butter Cups in there...and there is no way I can resist the PBC. I ate a WHOLE bag last week. I need help. :) Great Post-its...
BTW - Loved your guest post today! I commented over there but it fell off or something!
I think that if you eat SOMEONE else's chocolate in the first place, they get the calories still so it doesn't count!
Hilarious! And thanks for stopping by Theta Mom on my SITS Day! ;)
Shell, dieting can suck it. -Pip
LOL Poll dancing hot Mama with a beach boy pointing at MIL. All sorts of awesome! :)
PS I saw The Last Song tonight. Wow you weren't kidding about the Kleenex, my sweater sleeve had to suffice. :P It was really sad but it had some funny moments too. I enjoyed it, other than sobbing half way through it!
I love Darius too! "Alright" is one of my ringtones right now.
Stopping by from SITS
I totally giggled about the shimmer lotion--it made me think of Edward and him being all sparkly :)
Hope your burn is doing better...poor thing!
xoxo
All I know is Hootie...alright, but I love that song!!
The Easter Bunny didn't bring chocolate for the baby, who was the only child at home this Easter. Yes. On purpose. *ahem* Now kicking myself.
Pole dancer, I think thats look hot. Glad to know that you guys had a great easter.
You mean it's not okay to look like a stripper when you go to church? ... Man, I need to talk to some of those girls in the youth group then...
ugh. i need to go back on my diet. my jeans officially don;t fit.
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