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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Post-it Note Day!


Blogger The Mommyologist said...

You look great and you are totally Mom Sexy! You could work the pole!

You are so lucky that you love your MIL. I have tried, but I really just don't think it's going to happen unless she gets a total personality makeover!!

April 6, 2010 at 7:29 AM  
Blogger Momma Fargo said...


April 6, 2010 at 7:34 AM  
Blogger Kerri said...

I have some of that shimmer lotion ...put it on my face too without realizing. That stuff is not easy to wash off.

Your post its are always great. Have a fun day...LobsterShell

April 6, 2010 at 7:41 AM  
Blogger magically ordinary said...

So funny! The MIL one is Fab!

April 6, 2010 at 7:48 AM  
Blogger Oka said...

sunburnt? another mommy sexy moment?

April 6, 2010 at 7:53 AM  
Blogger Midday Escapades said...

Oh no, you poor lobster, with glowing lotion! I've heard pole dancing can be a very good work out actually.

April 6, 2010 at 7:53 AM  
Blogger Casey said...

I agree with above posters you are Mom sexy!

I always forget to put sunscreen on myself. LOL about the shimmer lotion, that is too funny!

I am off to check out OUr MOmmyhood!

April 6, 2010 at 8:13 AM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

I am with you on the Easter candy. Instead of taking my son's snickers bar I just traded it with an extra milky way.

I love the "beach" moment. Too funny!

April 6, 2010 at 8:23 AM  
Blogger Angie said...

If I had the body of a pole dancer I might just be one... think of all the loot!!! LOL

April 6, 2010 at 8:30 AM  
Blogger The Boob Nazi said...

I'd steal my kids' chocolate too.

April 6, 2010 at 8:47 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

Darius will always be Hootie to me too! And that is too funny about your glimmer lotion...I'll have to make sure to pay attention the next time I buy lotion.

April 6, 2010 at 8:49 AM  
Blogger Steph said...

Pole Dancing Lobster...hmmmm, you might be onto something for the touristy crowd. ahhahaha

I lovelovelove Darius aka Hootie too. Saw him live at Stagecoach in CA last April (meet & greet too) and he is PHENOMENAL live!

My pregnant self and my fiance will be seeing him with Brad Paisley in PGH this summer. He doesn't disappoint...sings a few Hootie songs too! :)

Happy Tuesday, chocolate thief!


p.s. hahahaha on MIL beach. Mine IS the beach.

April 6, 2010 at 8:55 AM  
Blogger MommyLovesStilettos said...

Ha! A pole dancer. That's funny!

I've used that stuff before and had people asking me why I had glitter all over my arms (AT work!). Embarrassing!!

April 6, 2010 at 9:10 AM  
Blogger Foursons said...

I want a pole dancing body too. *sigh*

April 6, 2010 at 9:16 AM  
Blogger Bethany said...

Your lotion story is funny; I've a similar one. I was rushing to work one morning and noticed that my heels looked awful. So, I grabbed my Ocean Potion After-Sun Lotion bc it is the thickest and lasts the longest.

A few hours later I looked down and my feet looked like I had been running barefoot through red clay!!!

I had grabbed the one with a "natural glow" in it!!! I be to this day some of those kids still talk about the day that I nasty Wal-Mart feet.

April 6, 2010 at 9:17 AM  
Blogger Kmama said...

The one thing I never, ever forget? Sunscreen. For me or my kids. Second/third degree burns with HUGE blisters on your chest will do that to you.

My skin just does not tan. I burn and then it fades to white. *sigh*

Where can I get one of those pole dancing bodies??

LOL at Cub and the "beach".

April 6, 2010 at 9:17 AM  
Blogger Corrie Howe said...

Can't believe we are thinking about sunscreen already. I've not given my kids candy for the various holidays in awhile, but they can always count on their grandparents to give them some. My presents are more expensive, less fattening - I think - since they are games for their Nintendos. ;-)

So nice to hear someone loves her MIL.

April 6, 2010 at 9:31 AM  
Blogger Daffy said...

I couldn't get past the pole dancer one.


My lotion has that too....oh Shell...I'm going to laughing all day about that one.

Sorry about your sunburn!

April 6, 2010 at 9:41 AM  
Blogger Samantha said...

Sorry about the sunburn, and I used to have make up with sparklies in it...not cool. Actually wore it on mine & Paul's first date, and he asked me why my face was shining...haha...

I told him I bought the wrong kind of make up, he asked why I didn't just go and buy the right kind, and I said b/c I didn't want to waste what I bought.

April 6, 2010 at 10:06 AM  
Blogger Kinsey said...

Why would any sane person put glitter shimmery stuff and lotion together? I tell ya, the lotion companies these days...what are we going to do about them? We're not eleven years old anymore, and having our skin sparkling is just not right.

April 6, 2010 at 10:09 AM  
Blogger Melissa said...

You are a Sexy Mom! Really, aren't lobsters sexy :-) Just kidding! Have a great day!

April 6, 2010 at 10:10 AM  
Blogger Ian said...


The first one made me laugh so damn hard I had to stop there and comment.

That should be a bumper sticker, t shirt or somethin. Genius!

April 6, 2010 at 10:29 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Haha. Must admit...I love that shimmer lotion. Have some of it myself!

April 6, 2010 at 10:32 AM  
Blogger Jessica said...

He will always be hootie!

April 6, 2010 at 10:36 AM  
Blogger purseblogger said...

So funny!

April 6, 2010 at 10:37 AM  
Blogger Mae Rae said...

I think every hubby would like to know that their wives could pole dance. I on the other hand, have no coordination and would end up like the woman I keep getting links to in my emails, pole dancing fail, for sure.

April 6, 2010 at 10:42 AM  
Blogger ~Bry~ said...

I once took a pole dancing class...for exercise. Its much harder than it looks. Those girls are talented...Ahem.

Oh and I stole chocolate too. I really need to get it out of the house.

April 6, 2010 at 11:05 AM  
Blogger Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

He will ALWAYS be HOOTIE to me too :)

April 6, 2010 at 11:16 AM  
Blogger T.J. said...

Where to begin, Shell??!! Let me first rub the cramps out of my stomach from laughing so much! "beach" ha, ha! My Bear has moment like that too and I cringe.

When I first heard the Darius song I was all excited and talked to the 6-7th graders I work with about it, They thought I had last my marbles when i referred to him as Hootie. one of them thought I had said hottie- it was, in all, a strange conversation.

April 6, 2010 at 11:26 AM  
Blogger Michelle Pixie said...

I am a little jealous that you have a sunburn...it has been snowing here!

Heheheheh The pole dancer! I secretly want a pole in my bedroom...I guess it's not a secret anymore! ;-)

April 6, 2010 at 11:42 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

I love Hootie. And if I had the body of a pole dancer I would be a pole dancer.

April 6, 2010 at 11:42 AM  
Blogger Kirsten said...

I heart your post it notes today! Super cute! Hope your sunburn isn't too bad. Nice that you are experiencing the beautiful weather there too!

April 6, 2010 at 12:18 PM  
Blogger Daisygirl said...

I love shimmer lotion it hides my flaws! Ya I'd love a "classy" stripper body too, ya know like Demi Moore in that one horrible movie she did!

April 6, 2010 at 12:30 PM  
Blogger mintifresh said...

I didn't know Hootie went single! I'll have to check that out! I wonder, did you wear the shimmery lotion after the 'lobster' treatment? That would've been awesome!

April 6, 2010 at 1:03 PM  
Blogger Leiah said...

I love me some Hootie! Have you seen this video of him doing a live version of "Drinkin' & Dialin'" ...love it!

On the other hand, DO have a pole dancers body...unfortunately the pole is a big, fat telephone/utility one. {{sigh}}

April 6, 2010 at 1:03 PM  
Blogger Ms. Random said...

I LOVE shimmer lotion in the summer! Good stuff! I also love Post-It Note Tuesday. If only I wasn't committed to Project Life!

Awesome post!

April 6, 2010 at 1:05 PM  
Blogger Brittney said...

Lmao you should haar my child say STICK!!! lets say he uses D's for S's! bahaha!!!

Starting a diet too!! I love my curves but my swim suit doesnt bahaha

April 6, 2010 at 1:06 PM  
Blogger Jewels For Hope said...

ha ha ha @ the pole dancer one. Love it!

April 6, 2010 at 1:43 PM  
Blogger The Grasshoppa:Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

I forgot the sunscreen too. I hate it when I'm stupid like that :)

April 6, 2010 at 1:48 PM  
Blogger Ma What's 4 dinner said...

I love that you were glowing! And I've seen you dance and you'd make a hell of a mom sexy pole dancer!!!


April 6, 2010 at 2:05 PM  
Blogger Sarah and the Gentlemen said...

I hope that burn fades quickly! I've done that too often... lather up the kids and overlook my own need to protect my glaringly white skin.

April 6, 2010 at 2:34 PM  
Blogger The Princess of Sarcasm said...

I used to go see Hootie and the Blowfish perform all the time in my college town. One of their mom's worked in my same office when I was in grad school. I love me some Hootie AND some Darius! :)

April 6, 2010 at 2:51 PM  
Blogger Messy Mommy said...

They definitely don't need all that candy. :)

April 6, 2010 at 3:17 PM  
Blogger *LLUVIA* said...


I always use the wrong pronunciation with beach!! It's my accent though! In spanish the "i" sounds like an "ee" and "ea" sounds like an "i"

oops!! I got in trouble in school once for saying the wrong thing when asking my classmate of a "sheet" of paper! :(

April 6, 2010 at 3:30 PM  
Blogger gina said...

you were "glowing"? that's how pregnancy rumors get started you know. ;) And pole dancing is good excercise BTW. ;) ;) (that was a two wink comment) and it would go far in helping your SAY YES challenge and mom sexy causes!

*AHEM* have you checked your @shellthings today?!?? :P

April 6, 2010 at 3:30 PM  
Blogger gina said...

ps. Heiah - your pole comment CRACKED me up and Ms. Random - haven't you learned form shell that is perfectly acceptable to double dip?!??

April 6, 2010 at 3:32 PM  
Blogger We live in a Zoo! said...

I wish my kids still had chocolate for me to steal, lol!

April 6, 2010 at 3:40 PM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

I wanna a pole dancer body too...right now I could probably get a job at "uncle Limpy's" this is from a song by the Bloodhound gang...lol =)

April 6, 2010 at 3:48 PM  
Blogger Mommy Lisa said...

U Lie - you have a good body. We have seen you dance!

No one needs all that candy, and I bought more 1/2 price at CVS last night. *sigh*

Heading over to the guest post!

April 6, 2010 at 3:51 PM  
Blogger Brooke@Brooke'sBargains said...

lmao Shell your post it notes are ALWAYS so fun to read! The MIL "Beach" almost made me pee myself! lol have a good day!

April 6, 2010 at 3:59 PM  
Blogger Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Sexxy body for sure... sigh... I'm there with ya girl!

April 6, 2010 at 4:01 PM  
OpenID dramaformama said...

I did that once with lotion... i was so embarrassed because I was going to a Bat Mitzvah and it looked like I was trying to fit in with the 13 year olds.

April 6, 2010 at 5:22 PM  
Blogger Aphrodite's Mortal Friend (ME) said...

Yea ... beach season seems to be coming early this year here- it was 82 today!! Better find some motivation to get skinny ;-)

April 6, 2010 at 5:43 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

I love chocolate too.. Great post... I loved how you shined.. Was it like Edward?

April 6, 2010 at 5:49 PM  
Blogger Missie said...

Fellow Friday Follower here. Nice to meet you. I'm now following your blog and hope you'll follow me.

April 6, 2010 at 5:50 PM  
Blogger Missie said...

Fellow Friday Follower here. Nice to meet you. I'm now following your blog and hope you'll follow me.

April 6, 2010 at 5:50 PM  
Blogger Just Breathe said...

So you glowed, that is funny. You really need to wear sunscreen!!!
Great job with the Post Its.

April 6, 2010 at 6:02 PM  
Blogger Cole said...

I took the Reese's eggs out of Baby Girl's basket...no 1 year old needs chocolate and peanut butter, so I was just saving her from that ;)

April 6, 2010 at 6:06 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

He will always be Hootie to me too.
I love that song.

I want chocolate!

April 6, 2010 at 6:29 PM  
Blogger Stasha said...

I have not stole any Easter candy... What is WRONG with me???

LOL at glowing! I'm not big on the shimmery lotions...

I LIVE with with my MIL and we go through a LOT of love/hate moments...

April 6, 2010 at 6:39 PM  
Blogger alabaster cow said...

i want to go to the *beep*, um i mean beach too!

and i grabbed your button by the way!

April 6, 2010 at 7:36 PM  
Blogger Shari@Tales from the Sippy Cup said...

I totally stole my son's Easter Candy! Grandma put Peanut Butter Cups in there...and there is no way I can resist the PBC. I ate a WHOLE bag last week. I need help. :) Great Post-its...

April 6, 2010 at 7:39 PM  
Blogger Shari@Tales from the Sippy Cup said...

BTW - Loved your guest post today! I commented over there but it fell off or something!

April 6, 2010 at 7:40 PM  
Blogger Frugal Vicki said...

I think that if you eat SOMEONE else's chocolate in the first place, they get the calories still so it doesn't count!

April 6, 2010 at 8:03 PM  
Blogger Theta Mom said...

Hilarious! And thanks for stopping by Theta Mom on my SITS Day! ;)

April 6, 2010 at 9:07 PM  
Blogger The Pipster said...

Shell, dieting can suck it. -Pip

April 6, 2010 at 9:26 PM  
Blogger I am Lee-Ann... said...

LOL Poll dancing hot Mama with a beach boy pointing at MIL. All sorts of awesome! :)

PS I saw The Last Song tonight. Wow you weren't kidding about the Kleenex, my sweater sleeve had to suffice. :P It was really sad but it had some funny moments too. I enjoyed it, other than sobbing half way through it!

April 6, 2010 at 10:09 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

I love Darius too! "Alright" is one of my ringtones right now.

Stopping by from SITS

April 6, 2010 at 10:19 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

I totally giggled about the shimmer lotion--it made me think of Edward and him being all sparkly :)

Hope your burn is doing better...poor thing!


April 6, 2010 at 10:29 PM  
Blogger Kara @ His, Hers and Ours said...

All I know is Hootie...alright, but I love that song!!

The Easter Bunny didn't bring chocolate for the baby, who was the only child at home this Easter. Yes. On purpose. *ahem* Now kicking myself.

April 6, 2010 at 11:38 PM  
Blogger shydub said...

Pole dancer, I think thats look hot. Glad to know that you guys had a great easter.

April 7, 2010 at 12:26 AM  
Blogger Much More Than Mommy said...

You mean it's not okay to look like a stripper when you go to church? ... Man, I need to talk to some of those girls in the youth group then...

April 7, 2010 at 4:23 PM  
Blogger T!nK said...

ugh. i need to go back on my diet. my jeans officially don;t fit.

April 16, 2010 at 11:42 PM  

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