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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Gimme a Break...Or a Massage...Or Something!

Is it just me or is winter break really long? I feel like I need a break.

Or a bubble bath.

Or a massage.

Throw in a glass of wine, too.

If you happen to be here because my misguided husband FORGOT the name and therefore point of my blog, you really want to step away for this post. Buh-bye.


Because I'm talking EdenFantasys here. And yes, it's what the word fantasys would imply. But, it's online. You'd never catch me walking into one of those shops in town. But, hey, you nosey person who hasn't left yet who should have: I've seen YOU walking into that shop. Take that. See, online is better!

Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store



Anyway, when looking for a good massage oil, since I am too uptight would rather shop at home for that sort of thing, EdenFantasys is a great site to find them.


Santa should have put some of this in my stocking: can be used in a warm bath or massage or to enhance intimacy. Yes, please.

Love this discreet way to shop. Though yes, they have lots of other products if you are interested in something a little more exciting than massage oils.


This is a sponsored post, though all content and blushing opinions are my own.

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10 Comments:

Blogger Macey said...

well done, shell!! I actually may want some of that love balm...cuz the name is awesome!

December 29, 2010 at 10:06 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I love your approach to this review. Cute!

December 29, 2010 at 10:15 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I'm with the other 2 ladies. Very well done!
I need a massage.

December 29, 2010 at 10:26 PM  
Blogger Oka said...

So you just park outside while you send your husband? And you must drive way out of the way to not be noticed, if seen me walking in that shop. LOL

December 29, 2010 at 10:28 PM  
Blogger Sherri said...

Wow, I'm thinking some of my Christmas money may need to be spent....

December 29, 2010 at 10:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Massage...facial...you name it, I need it!

December 30, 2010 at 12:13 AM  
Blogger Tracie Nall said...

You are hilariously cute!
That.is.all.

December 30, 2010 at 3:38 AM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Anyone with a husband who would put something like that in her stocking should be shot... then I'll help the widow out. ;-)

December 30, 2010 at 6:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I so need a massage - but even know if I got the lotion it wouldn't be hubby applying to my back... LOL

December 30, 2010 at 9:53 AM  
Blogger kc said...

too funny! But I must say, they have some seriously awesome lingerie that fits better than Victoria's Secret. :)

December 30, 2010 at 6:42 PM  

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