Don't you love seeing what people google to find you? The bras for boys cracked me up. My favorite is the people who google "Sexy Mom", land on my site, and have a 100% bounce rate. I'm definitely NOT the sexy they are looking for.
My old neighbors and I used to let the kids run through the sprinklers naked (they were under 3) until the day her daughter pooped in my yard. I was like, "It's one thing when it's your DOG, but when your KID does it, I have to draw the line!" She was MORTIFIED!
HAHAHA...the nekkidness killed me. My son once snuck out the patio door after bath time and he was nekkid. He ran to the fence where my neighbors were having a birthday party BBQ and my son yelled "Heyyooooo!!!"
I think people need to get over their issues of naked kids sheesh. My Mom has many a photo of me beating the heat topless when I was a pre-schooler. You'd never see that from me now, but I sure look like I enjoyed it in all it's innocence back then.
Can't stand those wet, tongue full open mouth kisses from kids. Worse is when you get them from someone elses kids, LOL
Wish there were shopping carts that held four kids, two of whom have hot the 100lb weight...J/k I love the those carts too.
The church one cracked me up! I'm always worried I'm going to drop the cup when I'm taking communion. That's why I don't distribute communion, I'm too afraid of getting it all over the floor!
I still have not figured out how to find out what they googled to find me lol.. and Ihave a 1o yr old who prefers boxers we finally broke his running nekkid phase but we are in the country
Yes I not miss 105. It is always funny to see how people get to your blog. The most popular search that still gets people to my blog is "gray be gone" from a long time ago when I said I dyed my hair.
And those new shopping carts at Walmart are awesome
LOL @ tongue kisses! 30 mom? really? Your gonna be disappointed. :) It's been super hot here too. They are saying 97 this weekend so i don't even wanna think of what the index will be. Many of us have the same question...How do you know what people google to find your blog? You should answer this...mmmkay. My nephew is 7 and loves running around in his undies. My mama is always saying "Jonathan get your clothes on!" HAHA!
I actually just read an article about how princess/fairy tale movies are teaching young kids to tongue kiss. I'm guessing it's a tough toss up between trying to teach them that it's wrong ... and just thinking it's really stinkin' cute (since they really don't get it yet).
We did paint in underwear today - but only after my daughter had managed to completely cover one dress in paint AND use her toddler scissors to slice a lovely hole in it too :-)
Our spring has been like a pendulum swinging from sweltering heat to snow! I am not a fan of either, but am just hoping that summer proves to be a bit less scitzophrenic...
The nakedness is hilarious!!! Boys will be boys! However, my sisters used to run around our living room to Ray Steven's "The Streak" so, your boys are not totally out of line!!! LOL
Glad to know that I'm not the only mom yelling at my kiddo to get some clothes on! Thankfully, our neighbors are very understanding! If they were more understanding I'd probably try to go with less clothing myself.....instead I make the best of the situation with sundresses!
I love the BFF concept! What a fantastic idea! All your post it notes cracked me up! Especially the one about Communion.. LOL! I love your blog, so glad we found each other! :)
These are great =) I'm a day late to the party but I got a good giggle out of them.
When we first moved here, my toddler ran out to kiss his daddy bye bye when he left for work. He was butt naked and it was snowing! my neighbor told me she looked up as she was buttering her toast and saw this little tushie running outside she just had to call her boys in the room to show them! ahhhh
I had to laugh when I read the note about the Sugarland song. I kid you not when I tell you that just last night I was listening to that song on my shower radio. I've heard it a million times, and know all the words, but for the first time clued in to the meaning behind that part and laughed. I'm glad hubs still finds it enjoyable.
I want to feel sorry for you having to wear sundresses all the time, and your kids wanting to be naked due to heat.. but I'm a little bitter because a few days a week I still have to wear my winter coat outside.
LMAO......this is exactly the kind of post that makes me miss all my blog reading. I can't wait to get back to it! Wait.....scratch that...I'm enjoying summer. :)
You know those things you want to say, but you might seem a little weird if you walked up to the moms you just met on the playground and said them? That's what I spill here.
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Don't you love seeing what people google to find you? The bras for boys cracked me up. My favorite is the people who google "Sexy Mom", land on my site, and have a 100% bounce rate. I'm definitely NOT the sexy they are looking for.
Yay Walmart!!! You know how I feel when 3 kid carts runneth over...
Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma, What's For Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com
Please don't tell me that there might be an actual reason to LIKE Wal-mart...
That reaction to the song lyrics is classic...exactly what would happen in my house.
How can you tell what your Google searches are? I still can't get this post-it note thing down...I need an IEP for blogging.
OK, I am a lil slow... HOW exactly do you find out what people Googled to find your blog?? Inquiring minds wanna know ;)
Send me some heat and I'll send ya some cooler temps! ;)
It's not that hot up here... hint hint hint...
LOL @ Sexy Mommy.... at least they knew you ;-)
LOVE that billboard quote too.
and the comment about your hub and the song cracked me up.
You could ALL just become nudists! ;)
My old neighbors and I used to let the kids run through the sprinklers naked (they were under 3) until the day her daughter pooped in my yard. I was like, "It's one thing when it's your DOG, but when your KID does it, I have to draw the line!" She was MORTIFIED!
LMAO @ your hubby and that song!!! hahahahaha! Love it!
That is a great quote! And btw, how do you go about doing that little "find out what people googled to end up at your blog" trick?
HAHAHA...the nekkidness killed me. My son once snuck out the patio door after bath time and he was nekkid. He ran to the fence where my neighbors were having a birthday party BBQ and my son yelled "Heyyooooo!!!"
Yup, that's mah boy!
Wow 105 heat index, now that's way to hot.
Allison is the one here who want's to run around naked.
LOL bras for boys wth LOL the church thing made me laugh cuz i could so see me doing that HAHA
Glad it is not just my kids trying to run around naked.
I think people need to get over their issues of naked kids sheesh. My Mom has many a photo of me beating the heat topless when I was a pre-schooler. You'd never see that from me now, but I sure look like I enjoyed it in all it's innocence back then.
Can't stand those wet, tongue full open mouth kisses from kids. Worse is when you get them from someone elses kids, LOL
Wish there were shopping carts that held four kids, two of whom have hot the 100lb weight...J/k I love the those carts too.
Can't wait to see who your newest BFF is.
The church one cracked me up! I'm always worried I'm going to drop the cup when I'm taking communion. That's why I don't distribute communion, I'm too afraid of getting it all over the floor!
I still have not figured out how to find out what they googled to find me lol.. and Ihave a 1o yr old who prefers boxers we finally broke his running nekkid phase but we are in the country
I'm still laughing at "bras for boys"! After this past weekend, I think I need some sundresses. I thought I was going to melt.
Shell,
Yes that Jesus thing is for real. Go to Yahoo.com and see the story.
Your 4 year old using tongue made me laugh out loud, while I was on the phone with a customer. Whoops! LOL.
Thanks for stopping by!
Shell,
Yes that Jesus thing is for real. Go to Yahoo.com and see the story.
Your 4 year old using tongue made me laugh out loud, while I was on the phone with a customer. Whoops! LOL.
Thanks for stopping by!
The weirdest thing ever searched for my blog was "Tying up my wife." And I've seen that search more than once...
Gotta tell you I am coming back every half hour hitting F5 :)
Wal-Mart has new carts? This must be one of those "only in the US" things, I haven't seen them here yet.
Really 105, send some of that heat my way, I am freezing in UT. ;D
Yes I not miss 105. It is always funny to see how people get to your blog. The most popular search that still gets people to my blog is "gray be gone" from a long time ago when I said I dyed my hair.
And those new shopping carts at Walmart are awesome
LOL @ tongue kisses! 30 mom? really? Your gonna be disappointed. :)
It's been super hot here too. They are saying 97 this weekend so i don't even wanna think of what the index will be.
Many of us have the same question...How do you know what people google to find your blog? You should answer this...mmmkay.
My nephew is 7 and loves running around in his undies. My mama is always saying "Jonathan get your clothes on!" HAHA!
Cute, very cute. Loved it all.
Oh Bear, no, no, no. Don't go there!
I didn't even know there was such a thing as a 3 kid cart. That's phenomenal!
You crack me up!!! I had no idea that you could see what people look up to google you. I'm a goob.
Have a great week,
xoxo,
Carol
'Tis totally the season for naked toddlers!
really? tongue kissin at 4? gonna be a real ladies man, huh? Also? how does he know to use his tongue? what've you been lettin him watch on tv?
LOL at the nakedness. It was so hot and HUMID on Saturday that I couldn't let the boys play outside because I couldn't stand it.
I actually just read an article about how princess/fairy tale movies are teaching young kids to tongue kiss. I'm guessing it's a tough toss up between trying to teach them that it's wrong ... and just thinking it's really stinkin' cute (since they really don't get it yet).
I haven't gotten any weird google searches for my blog yet. Maybe when I'm closer to 1,000 followers (in 20 years). Dang, you're getting mighty close!
OMG. But I wasn't familiar with that Sugarland song!!!
Yikes!
I love reading my google search terms. I've had some really bizarre ones lately! (Though not quite as bizarre as "bras for boys".)
Mine likes to be naked in our house too, WTH?
105 heat indexes? Seriously it was in the LOW 40s here this past weekend. We had to turn the fireplace on.
And communion plate has been an issue for me for years. DH is great at "helping" me not make a scene!
BTW, I just checked my random google keyword searches and this was the strangest:
"dads are hot T-shirts"
We did paint in underwear today - but only after my daughter had managed to completely cover one dress in paint AND use her toddler scissors to slice a lovely hole in it too :-)
LMAO about the tongue. Sounds like BOTH your younger boys and Scooby would be killing the schools if they all attended together. ;)
my son was shirtless the entire summer,and took baths 5x a day...
happy PINT :)
I love looking at the google searches that helped people to find me...people are crazy!
On the communion plate....I have that fear every single time!!
Love these, especially the one about church. That's good enough reason for me to remain Jewish, at least for the time being.
Our spring has been like a pendulum swinging from sweltering heat to snow! I am not a fan of either, but am just hoping that summer proves to be a bit less scitzophrenic...
I am totally diggin' your post-its! Too funny! Yay for Walmart carts!! :-)
LOL - so funny - and I would love to have 105 - in Germany it should be summer -and feels like autumn..
I feel like little boys especially like to be naked.
I know of two little boys who will strip down the second their parents tell them it's okay. Except for the cowboy boots, though.
Apparently, those stay on.
I think you win today for the best Post It Notes!!
Okay, I don't know what is funnier, the song part, communion, the kissing part! I was cracking up!
Okay I feel right at home now that I saw the word naked!!!
So laughing at the google search...I think I get the sexy mommy but bras for boys? really?
boys boys boys...and their tongues!
Super funny post its today! Happy Tuesday!
3-kid carts? this i have GOT to see!
and who cares about naked little kids? people are too uptight.
how do you find out what people google to get to your blog?
what a funny post.. I think I will have that stuff going on in my yard.. I hope you have an amazing day..
The nakedness is hilarious!!! Boys will be boys! However, my sisters used to run around our living room to Ray Steven's "The Streak" so, your boys are not totally out of line!!! LOL
Glad to know that I'm not the only mom yelling at my kiddo to get some clothes on! Thankfully, our neighbors are very understanding! If they were more understanding I'd probably try to go with less clothing myself.....instead I make the best of the situation with sundresses!
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Love these! I am so tired of the eat and it isn't even technically summer yet. YIKES. I loved the communion one! I have thought the same thing
I've only been making the baby wear clothes when we have to go in somewhere and usually not until we are actually there. SO HOT!!
LMAO about the Sugarland song! That lyric always gets me too. Haha. Seriously love them though -- great performers.
I love the BFF concept! What a fantastic idea! All your post it notes cracked me up! Especially the one about Communion.. LOL! I love your blog, so glad we found each other! :)
no kidding! We have snow one day and scorching heat the next!
and nekkid kids;... no one needs to worry themselves about that. It's when Im nekkid that should scare you
I'm dying over the communion plate comment. lol Too funny! These were great!
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I was sitting in front of my friend in church one day and her 5 year old son got angry about something and said, 'dammit!' Best day at church ever!
Classic Google phrases! Awesome!
105??? Holy cow, and I am moanin' about 93. Once you hit 100 it doesn't really matter anymore. It's just hot.
Wally's not all bad. I used to hate it. Now, it's more love/hate.
Bras for boys? Good grief. That is a new one!
I must be out of it, how do you even find out what people are googling about you?
LOL at your hubs. And Bear. So funny!
Yeah, I still giggle at the "remember what your knees are for" line too. Maturity. It's what I'm known for. ;)
These are great =) I'm a day late to the party but I got a good giggle out of them.
When we first moved here, my toddler ran out to kiss his daddy bye bye when he left for work. He was butt naked and it was snowing! my neighbor told me she looked up as she was buttering her toast and saw this little tushie running outside she just had to call her boys in the room to show them! ahhhh
I had to laugh when I read the note about the Sugarland song. I kid you not when I tell you that just last night I was listening to that song on my shower radio. I've heard it a million times, and know all the words, but for the first time clued in to the meaning behind that part and laughed. I'm glad hubs still finds it enjoyable.
I want to feel sorry for you having to wear sundresses all the time, and your kids wanting to be naked due to heat.. but I'm a little bitter because a few days a week I still have to wear my winter coat outside.
My 3-year-old daughter likes to run around in just her panties, and also she likes to make sure EVERY DOLL is cool enough by disrobing each of them.
bras for boys! hahahahahahahaahh
LMAO......this is exactly the kind of post that makes me miss all my blog reading. I can't wait to get back to it! Wait.....scratch that...I'm enjoying summer. :)
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