How to Embarrass Your Husband on Facebook
posted by Shell at
6:59 AM
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
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You know those things you want to say, but you might seem a little weird if you walked up to the moms you just met on the playground and said them? That's what I spill here.
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101 Comments:
LOL that is awesome!
Oh my goodness! That is fantastic! I'm glad to here he is feeling better!
Men are such babies.
Also, next time you're accidentally logged into his account, post someting about PMS, cramping and mood swings. That should make for good comments.
This is the best! I love that he texts you about his ass activity...actually, ass activity could have been very entertaining on FB, right?
LMBO, yep juicier would be better.
Glad he made it home to heal.
LOL - really he doesn't go for gloss? I am shocked... LOL
Thats what he gets for driving those poor nurses crazy!
Both sets of post-its were great. If I did either, divorce proceedings would be the next logical step in our marriage.
I've posted on my hubby's account too but nothing so funny.
I can't see to type this I am laughing so hard.....he knows that lipgloss brings out the color in his eye...geez!
Unfortunately I have also heard "my ass is a faucet."
But I don't think I would recover from laughing if my hubs had a post about loving his new lipgloss on his Facebook page. That is awesome!
HYSTERICAL!!!
My husband would never know. He doesn't even know how to login to his fb! I have all the control over it! (Insert evil laugh here!)
I have a theory that men marry their moms...or at least they think they do.
Have a great Tuesday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/06/how-to-get-a-family-member-to-stop-leaving-clothes-around/
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
My husband uses my body wash, moisturizer, and loofah too! You are crazy Shell!!
My husband had gallstones a few years ago and some cute little twentysomething sonographer had the nerve to tell him that she has heard that gallstones are worse than labor pains. I wanted to jump across the room and tackle her and her little no-child-having-body to the ground. Who says that to a man whose wife (that has had 3 of his children) is sitting 5 feet away????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
HILARIOUS!!
Glad he's on the mend. :)
xoxox
No defense to the hubs, but I have witnessed the shear pain of a woman who had kidney stones. And she gave birth to 3 children and said that those kidney stones were a hellava lot worse. She passed out from the pain.
I have had kidney pain myself, before having two babies and let me tell you, it's horrible. But MEN are babies. They overdramatize.
Enough about that. Love the FB update. My hubs actually updated some stupid crap on my account once. Not funny!
That is a hysterical story. Kind of makes me wish that my hubby had a FB account.
That is awesome! The kids are still asleep and I'm sitting here trying to read without laughing out loud! My hubby would've said the same thing - about his ass and about FB!
Oh, that is too much!! love it! your husband sounds like mine with the 'my ass is a faucet'.
Sometimes, my husband and I purposely log into each other's FB accounts and mess around like that. It's kinda fun :)
oh my god, my husband's friends would have a field day with that. Screen prints and all so that he could never ever forget it ;)
I forgo the PINT. AGAIN!
(glad he's doing better)
Too funny. I actually set up my husband's FB account. Wish I would have had a little more fun with it before I forgot his password (yes, the one I created ... *sigh*).
I have to admit, as soon as I saw the title of your post I was all, "Ooooooh, I hope it's a good enough idea to steal!"
Ha ha haaaaa! Awesome!
I try to avoid embarrassing my husband but I did post a tweet that was possibly TMI...you tell me:
"Damn husband and your need got nooky. I am getting to bed WAY late than I planned"
Too funny!
I'd kind of love to see his friend's comments on that status. Especially because I am certain one of them says "Me too!"
Poor hubby! This would have worked even better on a day he really ticked you off.
Poor hubby! This would have worked even better on a day he really ticked you off.
And that is proof that men couldn't handle child birth!
That's awesome that the comment sat there all day before he noticed!
hahaahahahahah!
Also, didn't your Hubs realize he could just delete your lip gloss thingy? Also, he totally could've played with everyone, man, or said he was secretly buying make up products for you and totally boosted his image.
Man, I'm so genius.
Bwahahahahaha!!!! Love it!!
Jeff and I don't have the opportunity to cross logins since we use separate machines. But I've certainly been tempted to jump on his laptop when he isn't around and have some fun with his updates!!
oh hahahaha thats too dang funny!
LMAO... thats just hilarious!!
glad to hear that he's getting better now...
Now THAT is priceless.
Maybe I can hack into Dearest's account and try to pretend like he "accidentally left himself logged on". But, what could I say? There should be a website where we can select different status updates for when we are logged into our other half's accounts...no?
A friend of mine had her hubby go into her FB account and write "so glad we are at the in-laws finally, down I can drop a duce"
nice!!!
It could get ugly!
Too funny!
Well...that lipgloss IS awesome. Maybe he should try it and he will think so too!
One of our "date night in" ideas was to play truth or dare. My DH had to post something embarrassing on his own FB page and leave it there for a day. He posted that he liked Miley Cyrus music (and he does--it's the shame of the family). He got 63 comments about it. So funny.
My DH doesn't do lip gloss either but he does steal my chapstick and concealer!
awesome! too bad my husband doesn't have facebook:)
Oh Shell, that fb thing is priceless. So funny!
I hope he's feeling better...:)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to do that to my husband and pretend like I didn't know I was logged in as him ;)
So funny!
BWHAHAHA!!!! This is classic...love it! Sorry hubs...can't help but giggle!
Shell, thanks for the laugh..I so needed it!
That is so awesome. I can't wait to tell my husband about your husband wearin lip gloss. He will crack up!!!
That is freakin' hilarious.
That is too funny...Also glad he is better
Peeing out the butt is our phrase...glad hubs is feeling better though...that must have sucked for you both!
That is hilarious about the lip gloss! So glad your hubs is feeling better. Mine was peeing out his butt yesterday too. No fun!
Been there done that with both childbirth and kidney stones. Would do the childbirth thing again in a heart beat over the stones. They suck, and you have nothing to show for the pain when you are done. But, the stone should make him more sympathetic to you when you mention labor pains.
Shell this is hilarious! Your poor husband! I hope he is now feeling better, if a little gay :-)
I would add also check whose email account you are using before sending emails and whose google connect account you are logged in under. My husband has a separate google email account for his geeky gaming stuff and friends and a while ago sent an email to them all not realizing he had been logged out by me so his email was sent to them all by Aging Mommy! It made for a great blog post though :-)
My hubs doesn't have a facebook account, so I can't do that. Shucks. But? I did accidently text my (male) coworker and ask him "how my boys are"
Hey..there's nothing wrong with your man liking his lips a little glossy every now and then:O)
LOL! Poor hubs. What a week.
For the record, my kidney stone was intensely painful. I didn't go full natural childbirth, but was induced and went 45 hours with back labor contractions, and the kidney stone was more painful. It was NON STOP PAIN that felt like I was being stabbed with a knife in my back, over and over and over again. I couldn't breathe or speak.
My contractions were more of a dull pain with intermittent breaks, but the kidney stone was sharp take your breath away pains.
My husband has his own scrubby, exfoliator and moisterizer/face regimen. In fact this just reminds me he is out of face wash...add that to the list.
Haha- Nothing like a good FB update to make the day interesting.
the wife and I often joke about how we're gonna get the other one with something like that but never do.
--clevelandpoet
damn. hubs would have killed me. and everyone knows he looks better in lipstick - not lipgloss so it would have been obvious anyway ;-)
kiran
That is hilarious! I am glad he is feeling better!
TOO FUNNY!!!!
i heard the faucet behind was going around.... hubby and babies had it...
glad he's doing better.
ever pass the stone?
HAHAHA! That's hilarious! I totally have to keep the lip gloss in mind the next time I need revenge on the hubs because he leaves his FB up all the time.
OMGoodness, you kill me!!!
xoxo,
Carol
okay these are the funniest post its ever!!! I mean ever!
Hate it when my ass is like a faucet! Glad to hear he is doing okay.
I am so posting something like that on my hubby's facebook now! That is great!!!!!
I was seriously LOL at the FB post its!
....still smiling.
Oh my goodness, his text was sooo funny. I have heard docs say that a man dealing with a kidney stone is like a woman going through childbirth. I beg to differ.
The facebook thing is too funny!
My husband would be MORTIFIED, but I would call it just due, since he doesn't keep up with his own fb account. Great post!
HAHA...nothing like embarrassing the hubby once in a while!
So glad to hear he is on the mend. Having a sick hubby is no fun, they are such complainers!!
That is flippin FABULOUS!! I absolutely love it and am glad that the hubs is doing better.
You didn't get an epidural??!! You are one touch woman.
LMAO about the facebook post! Thats so dang funny! I have commented on people's blogs before, when logged in on my hubbies name. I think I wrote something like "cute post! You are so gorgeous!" haha. He never found out.
That is hilarious! Hahaha, seriously spit out my diet pepsi reading that.
Hilarious... and there you had me thinking the embarrassing bit was the tweets about his faucet ass??
At least he has a snse of humor - love his reply. :)
LMAO! I was already laughing about the faucet ass comment...but the facebook status cracked me up!
Oh leaky asses...
...happens to the best of us.
And for me, all it takes is a milkshake.
Too much?
I think he needs a blog! He is funny!
I've actually heard kidney stones are comparable to child birth, but men are such woosies!
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That is a total hoot! Will he ever live it down? I bet he'll make a LOT MORE FRIENDS now!!!
ROFL @ "My ass is a faucet"... I think I have heard that before... LMAO!
Now the facebook update is priceless, just priceless! LMAO!
-->That is hilarious. I intentionally try to post as my husband on his fb and it's always, "My wife is the most beautiful person in the world." Then he gets 15 comments and can't get mad and be all, I DIDN'T WRITE IT. haha...
~deb
www.WebSavvyMom.com
LMAO!!!!
My husband, who hates all types of social networks, made me open a Linkdn account for him. He makes me log in and answer all of his friends messages! Then he'll go back and check it.
Well, the other day, I posted, "I am married to the most wonderful woman in the world and I don't deserve her."
All his co workers are on that shit, and were all asking him about it!!! LMAO!!
He was pissed!!!
Ha Ha! What a great opportunity that would be!
My ass is a faucet? Do kidney stones and diarrhea go hand-in-hand? I have heard kideny stones are pretty damn painful, but nothing can compare to child birth!
I love the lip gloss story...the least he could have done was tried it and posted a picture for us:)
hahah omgg thats too funny!
I just about peed my pants on that one!!! You are too funny! I did the same thing to my hubs, but it was only a game I was playing. Yours it way funnier! I am your newest follower.
Lydia
Hilarious! I would totally do something like this! :)
Holy hell, that's AWESOME! Not the kidney stones {poor guy! glad he's okay!} but the post...bwahahaha!!!
So glad to hear your husband's ass is no longer a faucet. Good news!
I guess this is one reason why it's good my husband is not on FB. Or maybe it's one more reason why it's too bad... would love to embarrass him in some way.
My husband once put on lipgloss thinking it was chapstick... he looked very pretty!
Yeah. I didn't buy that whole kidney stone pain bit with my hubs either. But I love the FB accident & I might steal it. :)
I agree that it's only fair husbands should have to experience pain somewhat comparable to that of childbirth...though it is never fun when one's ass is a faucet.
Also, I have done the same thing w/ hubs' FB account before! But it was with something stupid, not lipgloss, and I realized it almost immediately and cleared it.
I agree that it's only fair husbands should have to experience pain somewhat comparable to that of childbirth...though it is never fun when one's ass is a faucet.
Also, I have done the same thing w/ hubs' FB account before! But it was with something stupid, not lipgloss, and I realized it almost immediately and cleared it.
Hilarious!!!!!
Oh I am so going to post on his account! LOL That is hilarious. Hope he is feeling better.
Okay, so MY husband had A kidney stone, and I have never seen someone in so much pain -- and I've had women who have had children *and* kidney stones say that they're comparable! But, like you, I remind The Husband that he got MORPHINE and I had NOTHING!!! (But they also 'nicked' his bladder when they went to retrieve the stone b/c it wouldn't come out, so he also has a c-section scar from where they went into repair the bladder.)
My husband uses my shower stuff too! I dont get it! Lay off fools!
I LOVE that! :) We are friends that are forever hijacking each other's FB accounts and leaving embarrassing statuses on purpose. It gets pretty funny!
In defense of the hubby. I gave birth to a 10 lb baby and an 8 lb baby and the kidney stones hurt much worse!
But the FB thing was funny. hehe!
LOL! That is so funny. :)
That was funny! He better learn to log out it could be worse next time...lol
Bahahaha! that.is.awesome.
i have done that too... accidentally posted some stuff using my sisnlaws account when she hadn't logged off. nothin too embarrassing though =)
That. is. HILARIOUS! I love it! Ya gotta check that stuff!
That WOULD have been funny if I were not just biting into my warm fresh banana bread when I read - Ass is a faucet.
I have totally done that! I've even commented as him thinking it was me. haha. glad to know I'm not the only one!
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