MY Word and A Mommy Moment
This is a Mommy Moment blast from the past.
When Bear(who is almost 4) was about 1.5, I took him and Monkey to go meet my friend Loralou not really her name but it's what I call her in my head.
I had never actually met her. We had "known" each other online for a year and a half, though.
I walked into her kitchen, with Bear perched on my pregnant belly. Introductions to our children have barely been made.
When.........brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuppppppppppppppppp
Comes the noise from Bear's diaper.
EXPLOSIVE POOP.
Shot right up his diaper, all over his clothes and mine and all over her kitchen floor.
Nice to meet you, now I must go bathe my child and change our clothes.
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Labels: MEme Monday, Mommy Moments, motherbitches
posted by Shell at
6:52 AM
71 Comments:
Great picture!!! I know it's been cropped out, but I'm sure you have a vice grip on your son so that you could actually get the shot! I have been asking for more pictures of me to be taken too...my kids are going to think I wasn't around at all!!!
That explosive poop thing is so typical...you probably both looked cute that day too and then the shart happened...ewww...and who brings a change of clothes for themselves???
Oh my gosh! I can't even begin to imagine how mortified you were with the explosive poop scenario!!
And cute picture!
Sorry, but I laughed out loud at the poop story!
That was quite a "how do you do?"
Thanks for visiting my blog!
Apparently your son thought visiting was a crappy idea that day.. lol I had to go there ..
Why is it as mothers we are always the one's behind the camera?? I realized the other day I have pictures of all these family functions except no pics of me cause umm I was takingthe pics lol. Cute pic of you and little one
Been there with the explosive diapers...it shot on me too! Just gross...
Love the picture...so cute!
I still remember the morning when my first was like 9 months...laying on the changing table naked. I bent over him to kiss his tummy and I hear the exact sounds the ketchup bottle makes...IT WAS EVERYWHERE...I was covered from mid chest down...
That picture is great. ;o)
Nice photo of you and your son. The explosive poop is the worse. I've been there just never in someone else's house at the time.
Shell your so cute!
Eww explosive poo= yet another reason why kids are sounding less and less appealing to me.
O.M.G. I can't believe that he shit all over your friend's floor! I guess that is one way to make or break a friendship immediately! Of course I would've just laughed at the whole thing. And then I probably would've blogged about it!
That's one way to make a memorable first impression. Way to go, Bear.
I love your word, it has to be most most favorite word since I started on blogger in Jan.
Gross
My kids will have very few photo memories. My great grandchildren will never know I actually existed.
Ah....there's nothing like getting dumped on....
Shell you are a doll! I love that photo of you and your handsome man!
Funny how that works, isn't it? I have maybe 10 pictures of Charlie and I. I'm always the one behind the camera.
I'm SO SO lucky that I have never experienced the explosive poop. What a way to make a first impression!
Happy Monday..
Oh those stories are so wild and not fun when they happen.. Oh boy...
my little one has one of those poopy moments on her first visit to see santa...
soo mortifying!!!
and that is a great pic!
i wish i had more pics with my girl!
Explosive poop rules. Has to happen at least once to everyone.
So glad those diaper days are over ... yuck yuck yuck is all I can say!
One day at the grocery store, I met a lady from church who's name I couldn't remember. We stopped to chat while my then 3 yr. old got his hand stuck up inside a gumball machine. That sweet lady stayed with me the whole time the police, firemen and medics came to extricate my son. Neither of us has ever forgotten each other's names ever since! First impressions are lasting. I bet your friend is telling the poo story too and getting equally hilarious responses.
Oh how imbressing the poop story is! Great picture of you and your son!
I love your word motherbitches. May I borrow it for use in my daily life? I live in an entire neighborhood of them. :)
Aw cute photo of you guys!!
I would die if my child did that!! Of course I don't have any children so it would have to be my dogs...which would be even grosser!
Love your word!
That story is hillarious although I'm sure it was quite embarrasing at the time :)
Adorable pic. of you and your son!!
Hahahaha. I think we all have a poop story! The worst of mine is probably yet to come since mine is still in diapers.
Oh! And I redid my blogroll, your button is there dear. Can we swap?
I surely don't miss those days of poop explosion!!!!!
great pic :)
What a cute picture!!! :)
The picture of you and your son is great!
Poop explosion stories- yup, I think we've all got them.
lmao i would have been soo embarrassed! haha!!! it happens to the best of us though right? :)
That pic is great, your gorgeous!
Nothing good ever comes from explosive poop, except for embarrassing stories later on. LOL
I never have pics of me and the boys either. I swear the hubs doesn't know what a camera is. That's a great picture of the two of you.
Explosive baby poop happens at the most inopportune times! I remember a road trip and a rehearsal dinner...
Babies always know just when to poo dont they? lol
I realized that there are hardly any pictures of me with my boys. Ive been trying to take more. But its kinda hard with little boys who want to run around everywhere all the time!
oh my gosh, first of all, you are so pretty you make me sick....not sick in the pooping way.....put sick
I'm glad you all survived the friendship after that!too funny
Beautiful pic!
Love the poop story. We all have one of those, LOL!
I do not miss explosive poop!
Hahahahahaha! I love the explosive poop story. I bet it broke the ice though. Nothing like a poop accident to laugh about. The worst one that ever happened to me was in the middle of church when it was really quiet. Everyone around us started giggling. :)
The kids rarely cooperate for pictures, but you look great and he does look cute!
Happy Monday!
Love your picture! I need more pics of me and the kids. But I am always the one holding the picture.
Mmmmm .... special. We've had a few explosive pooping episodes lately. Additionally, Baby projectile spit-up right into my mouth for the first time this weekend. Lovely!
Love you picture, though! So sweet!
If you haven't lived though flying poop you just haven't lived. That's awesome!
What says nice to meet you better than a poop bomb?
Love the picture!
What says nice to meet you better than a poop bomb?
Love the picture!
I wish I would have read your blog before my high school reunion - motherbitches would have been such a good word for it.
Explosive poop is a mean, bad evil joke.
Mommy and me Monday is a great idea..sweet photo.
Precious picture! And hey, at least it was the kid who made the mess, and not you. *sigh* Because remember, IT happened to me.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, lol! I'm sorry but the explosive poop is just too funny. I can imagine the whole thing, lol!
First off, your picture with your son is adorable!! You are absolutely gorgeous by the way!!! :)
And the explosive diaper story, I laughed so hard when I read it.. My little one has only had 2 explosions and they are THE WORST!!
Oh my goodness, your mommy moment! Wow, aren't you sooo glad that day is in the past!!! Thanks for sharing, it made me laugh. :)
Have an Extraordinary Day!
That picture is beautiful! I am going to need to borrow your word, I am just trying to find the courage to post it :-)
Ugh...I need to be in more photos too - but I am always the one with the camera.
You look beautiful my dear. I'm so bad at getting people to take pics of me and the boys, but I have to start doing that more often!!!
Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com
Okay the poop story is hilarious! I think it has happened to many of us. Actually I used to be the play date house that all the kids would pee and poop on the floor...it just became tradition!
I love the picture of you and your son...Adorable!
That's talent, Bear, talent.
Oh my goodness, what a first impression! Oh the things that happen in motherhood! The picture is soo cute!
Great pic and the poop story is priceless!
LOVE the story! Unfortunately that's how we felt obligated to buy the couch set we now have because of an incident like that. We felt obligated to buy a couch from this company because my daughter pooped on their floor...
I love that pic!
The explosive poop was hilarious...been there!
I was completely laughing out loud with the poop story - so been there, done that - kids have the worst timing sometimes!
Very cute picture! I'm never in them either!
haha, great poop story...I laughed. Keep taking pictures with you in them...maybe eventually they will learn to stay still (yeah right...)
I will never forget this exact same thing happened to me...except mine was at my very first Weight Watcher's meeting after giving birth to Sam.
On the plus side..I lost 37 pounds in 6 weeks, on the down side...I was covered in crap!
Eww! Haha, that's funny though!
You are so darn cute! I have those chubby cheeks (that I have always hated) and feel fat in every pic...so not many of me with the kids either! I am trying! :)
That made laugh so hard about the poop! Omg...I'm sure I would have died, ha!
Love the pic, honey! So pretty!
Oh man, exposive poop! I can imagine how awful that must have been. But at least you were at another mom's house...we all understand!
Great photo! It's so hard to get pictures of us with our kids. I'm also trying to make an effort to do this.
I commented this morning and it didn't take! Ok, what did I say???
Something about explosive poop, I think. Oh, and a comment about the times when you hear the loudest most disgusting volcanic eruption and you look with horror and see just a tiny little squirt!
I love the mommy and me idea! I certainly don't get pictures enough with my kiddos...although being in front of the camera isn't where I am most comfortable. I do need to force myself to do this one!
I love your mommy and me photo. You are so pretty!!!
Nice first impression...happens to the best of us!
Love the mom shot...uncooperative kid and all! Thanks for participating.
The explosive poop story was awesome. My sister is going through that now with my nephew. So glad I'm done with that. Great photo of you and your son.
Oh my! Don't know if your definition or story is funnier. But I love his expression in the photo. He looks like he has quite a sense of humor.
omg. i would've been mortified if that diaper sitch had happened to me....
and you are SO CUTE with your kiddo!! love this pic!
The explosive poop story is too funny. I am sure you were like well then okay...gotta go. LOL
Other moms understand. It happens!
I'm convinced every mom has a story when one of her kids dropped a forceful twosie and it was just too much for a diaper to contend with.
I'm sure Loralou forgave you.
I would've laughed my ass off, personally.
Awesome picture! You are so pretty!
And OMG about the poop!
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