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Friday, February 4, 2011

Blog Friend Feature: Boobies, Babies, and a Blog

I found this week's Blog Friend Feature last spring, when someone directed me to her blog on twitter. I can't remember who it was, but I remember reading that post of hers and wanting to go back to the days when it was cool to high-five someone(okay, I still do that) and high five her. Because she spoke her mind, openly and honestly.


Jana, or Boobies as she is more commonly know, blogs at Boobies, Babies, and a Blog. She is hysterically funny and is someone who will have your back.  Oh, and she didn't mind my million detailed questions about getting a "mommy makeover." We went right into the girl talk.  She not only is a great friend to have, but she also has fabulous giveaways on her blog, too.



Hi everyone! For those who haven't had the opportunity to meet me, I'm Boobies. Stay at home SUPERmom of three, wifey, shoe connoisseur, & all around big mouth. When Shell asked me to be her BFF, I was overjoyed. (Because come on...Shell's like the Oprah of the blog world, am I right?)

So after much pondering on what I would write about-I decided to stick with a topic I am an expert at. But then I had to try to think of all the things I'm all knowing in regards to. My short only list came out looking like this:

  • Parenting (My own left of center techniques, but still yet.)
  • Shoes
  • Fake Breasts
  • Spending Mr. Boobie's $ & blinding him with my sex appeal when the bills come rolling in.
So Parenting wins out. (Because the truth is, it always does!) I have three kids; ages 4 to 14. I know..it's kind of  ridonkulous a spread. In fairness to myself-I'm a pretty kick ass Mom. Clearly, I'm not perfect..but we love each other, laugh together, no one has ever ended up in juvie, jail, or rehab...so I think we're holding it down pretty well.

I'm not a strict Mom in most aspects of parenting; but there are a few essentials that I've made it a point to pass on to my kids.

HONESTY- A must for a parent-child relationship. I've drilled it into all three of their heads from the time they could talk.

Shining example:

Teenie Queenie (That's my 14 year old daughter) was texting the other night. Because, you know-teenagers don't know how to do anything else. So I asked her who it was that she was texting with, what they were talking about, all that nosey shit a Mom SHOULD do. She tells me who it is. It's a boy. (Naturally.) This particular boy has quite the rep. He's trying to break Wilt Chamberlain's record--if you know what I'm saying. (Okay...maybe somewhere between Tiger & Gene would be more appropriate to say.)

  http://giagantor.com/

Anymaleteentramp, the word around the water fountain is--this kid has herpes. Like visually confirmed. In any event, I tell my daughter not to be rude to him or say anything about it..but in not so many words--okay, I explicitly advised her to never date/kiss/share beverages/or star on Teen Mom with this young man. (Hey, you can't ever be too safe.) So on to the great virtue of honesty. She tells me this kid wants to go out with her. Eeeek! "What'd you say?" I ask T.Q. Knowing she said something really brilliant like; "I think we're so much better off as friends." She looked up from her phone and very honestly said--"I told him you didn't want me dating him because you think he has herpes." HONESTY.

FIND YOUR VOICE & ALWAYS LET IT BE HEARD- I never want my kids to take a back seat to anyone. I don't want my boy's to marry a Kate Gosselin and live as a doormat for years, then go through a midlife Ed Hardy induced fog complete with hair plugs and teenage lovers. I want them to find their voice and never be afraid to use it. So I've always tried to instill a confidence in them to do so.

Shining example:

A couple days ago, I was grocery shopping with The Boss. (That's my 4 year old son.) We passed a Dad and his son who looked to be about the same age. In passing, the boy yelled to my son; "Hey little boy. Look what I got." He was holding up a toy. I'm thinking great...now The Boss will insist he needs that toy and mass chaos is gonna ensue for sure. The Boss waits until we are at opposite ends of the aisle...and apparantly he heard his inner voice. Because he screamed this: "Hey kid! I'm not a boy. I'm a grown man!" All eyes on us. FIND YOUR VOICE & ALWAYS LET IT BE HEARD.

Lastly....BE SPIRITUAL. I don't care if my kids believe in God, Buddha, Chuck Norris...I just want them to sense a higher power that they can lean on in hard times.

Shining example:

A while back T.Q. & Middle Man (That would be my 13 year old son.) were having a conversation about The Bible. My daughter was inquiring about who actually WROTE the great book. That's when Middle Man smirked at her and said; "Everyone knows Albert Einstein wrote the bible." (And he really meant it.) BE SPIRITUAL.

Thank you everyone who hung with me and smooches to Shell. I'll be your BFF any day! XO-Boobies

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Don't you just love her honesty in parenting? Please leave Jana some comment love here and then go follow her blog!

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40 Comments:

Blogger Crisc said...

I'm still laughing about herpes boy..hahaha

February 4, 2011 at 7:08 AM  
Blogger singedwingangel said...

Herpes @14 seriously?? I have always told my boys to protect themselves before they get something Ajax won't scrub off. Sounds like someone's momma failed to teach that.
BWHAHAHA @the grown man..
Already a boobies chaser.. have been for a while now.. all the cool kids are doing it.

February 4, 2011 at 7:20 AM  
Blogger Oka said...

Honesty is great at teaching us humility too ;)

February 4, 2011 at 7:23 AM  
Blogger Mich said...

What a riot! LOVE your sense of humor. My oldest is almost 12. (My youngest is 3, so I can relate to your situation). I HOPE I still have my sense of humor when he's 14. It's slowly fading away! ;)

Mich

February 4, 2011 at 7:41 AM  
Blogger Erinsgobragh said...

THAT IS FUNNY! Too freaking cute! He he he

February 4, 2011 at 8:26 AM  
Blogger Mama Marchand said...

I just read the herpes snippet to the hubs and I think we're going to lock our 11 month old daughter in the house until she's 30. EEK is right!

February 4, 2011 at 8:32 AM  
Blogger jennykate77 said...

That Middle Man is going to win the
Nobel Peace Prize one of these days. I just know it.

I love the honesty and speaking their minds. I'm still LOLing over the "man" comment. That's hilarious!

I love Boobies!!

February 4, 2011 at 8:42 AM  
Blogger MommyLovesStilettos said...

Boobies is one of my fave blogging buddies!! LOVE HER! :)

February 4, 2011 at 8:56 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Awesome feature! :)

February 4, 2011 at 9:16 AM  
Blogger Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds said...

I love the shining examples. You're doing a fine job!

February 4, 2011 at 10:34 AM  
Blogger Impulsive Addict said...

I love my Boobies. When I grow up, I wanna be just like her.

Herpes at 14? Ewww! I hope she doesn't cave in to his good looks and end up on 16 and Pregnant. I HATE that show.

Thanks for featuring her as your BFF!

February 4, 2011 at 10:44 AM  
Blogger adrienzgirl said...

I lurk over at the Boobies blog already. I find her fabulously funny.

We parent about the same! It's a comfort to know that it's not just me! :P

February 4, 2011 at 10:56 AM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

Holy shit, anyone that goes by Boobies is my kinda gal. I'll be there soon. To let my voice be heard ;)

February 4, 2011 at 11:39 AM  
Blogger PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

I love, love, love Jana's blog!!

February 4, 2011 at 12:18 PM  
Blogger Ms Bibi said...

I must go and read her blog. She's hilarious and she is mom with a 13 year old teenage male like me.

Love her name....it is my mom's name.

February 4, 2011 at 12:37 PM  
Anonymous Megan (Best of Fates) said...

Einstein? That's hilarious. But I was already in.

You had me at herpes.

February 4, 2011 at 1:17 PM  
Blogger MiMi said...

I love boobies!
That sounds funny.

February 4, 2011 at 1:49 PM  
Blogger MiMi said...

Maybe I should say Boobies. Not just boobies. Which implies all boobies.

February 4, 2011 at 1:49 PM  
Blogger Boobies said...

<3 I love you all!!!

So happy to have picked up some fab Boobie Chasers and found some amazing new blogs too!

Thanks Shell!! BFF!

February 4, 2011 at 2:14 PM  
Blogger blueviolet said...

She's wonderfully honest and funny, and I adore her!

February 4, 2011 at 3:17 PM  
Blogger From Tracie said...

I love that she said that to HerpesBoy. That is classic!

February 4, 2011 at 4:28 PM  
Blogger Truthful Mommy said...

SO Jana, I think I just pissed my pants three times. THanks for that. You know I have stress incontinence from birthing these 2 giant domed beauties. Guess I'll go change my panties. Now, don;t you go making me piss myself again anytime soon:)LOL

February 4, 2011 at 4:32 PM  
Blogger Amanda said...

Teenage boys are the main reason I was soooo glad we had a boy -- does that make sense? If I had a girl, I'd be terrified of boys taking advantage of her. Of course, now I'm worried about a silly teenage girl hurting my baby boy so..............

I'm new around here...glad to find TWO new blogs to read :)

February 4, 2011 at 4:38 PM  
Blogger Emmy said...

Lol! Okay she is hilarious! And yes using our sexuality to make our husbands to forget about how much money we spend, how messy the house is, etc is not only necessary but encouraged!

February 4, 2011 at 5:06 PM  
Blogger Daisygirl said...

ya I love her! A little more now even ;)

February 4, 2011 at 5:19 PM  
Blogger Venassa said...

Haha honesty is great. Poor herpes boy though. 14 is pretty young to have that already.
I really love this post.

February 4, 2011 at 6:39 PM  
Blogger Sorta Southern Single Mom said...

Oh I am rolling here... this is fabulous, she is fabulous... I can't believe this is the first I've heard! Off to follow now!

February 4, 2011 at 7:58 PM  
Blogger Dysfunctional Mom said...

I'm dying about the herpes! Not that he has it, of course, but it totally sounds like something my youngest daughter would do.

February 4, 2011 at 9:42 PM  
Blogger Lourie said...

I like her style! haha. And now I am headed over to her blog.

February 4, 2011 at 11:13 PM  
Blogger Belly Charms said...

I love Boobies...well maybe I should say Jana too:) Great feature!

February 5, 2011 at 1:20 AM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

Funny! I love boobies! Great choice. :)

February 5, 2011 at 8:36 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Good choice Shell! I love me some Boobies!! =]

February 5, 2011 at 8:53 AM  
Blogger myevil3yearold said...

I think I like worrying about which kid drew in crayon on my wall. Please let them stay young forever! I am not ready to deal with herpes infested teens.

Loved the post!

February 5, 2011 at 11:03 AM  
Blogger cornflakegirl74 said...

What a great choice for BFF!!

I can't believe that kids have herpes at 14.

What a great post. I also love that she uses her sexuality to mask the damage of the credit card bills. Hilarious!

Off to follow her now :)

February 5, 2011 at 3:46 PM  
Blogger Life Without Pink said...

Oh this is a new find for me! Off to check her out :)

February 5, 2011 at 5:25 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

Boobies, you rock (ya know I love ya!!) And your stories crack me up. Keep it real girl!!!!

February 5, 2011 at 6:15 PM  
Anonymous Bruna said...

OMG, Boobies! Loved you post here and your honest parenting advice. You are one great and funny Mama! Sounds like you've got great kids too!

February 5, 2011 at 11:39 PM  
Blogger Sandra said...

I love Boobies! I love her name! I love her spunk! I think she's fantastic! Great pic Shell!

February 6, 2011 at 12:51 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

We go waaaay back ;)

February 6, 2011 at 9:01 PM  
Blogger Lady Jennie said...

I don't think I can bring myself to say Boo ... (gulp) ... ies. It sounds you're doing a model job parenting and I love that TQ told the dude where it stood.

February 7, 2011 at 12:09 PM  

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