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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Don't Snot on Me

I'm sharing a silly and happy memory from my wedding day. It's a story that I promised you all a while back. I know, you probably don't remember me promising you this, but I did and so I'm sharing it today.


Hubs used to be the more emotional of the two of us. Now, I cry all the time, at every damn thing, but back when we were first together, it was all him.

As soon as I started walking down the aisle, Hubs started tearing up.

He was mouthing "I love you" and trying not to cry.

Me, I was thinking "Don't trip, don't trip, don't trip."

His crying continued through our ceremony. I was laughing at him and wiping his tears away. Which he told me to stop doing because then people would know he was crying. Sorry, Hubs, everyone knew it anyway!

At one point, we were kneeling down across from each other, at the prayer bench, holding hands, with the pastor's hand on top of ours.

All the crying caught up to Hubs at this point and he starts snotting.

Big time.

LONG snot string hanging out of his nose and he can't wipe it away because the pastor's hand is on top of our hands.

When I say long, I mean that it was hanging out of his nose and practically touching the pastor's hand.

So, Hubs starts moving his head a little, swinging the snot back and forth.

I'm cracking up laughing at this point, though my back is to most of the church, so most people the ones who don't know me at all, think that I'm crying because I'm shaking THAT hard.  But, those who knew me, knew better and knew I was laughing.

I'm also hissing, "Don't you dare get that snot on my beautiful dress."

We still have no idea what the pastor said during that prayer. Even when we watch the video, we're too busy laughing at the snot- which you can clearly see, since the video is zoomed in on us and the snot stands out against the background of the pastor's black robe.

I only wish that I could get my hands on that video so that I could show you. Maybe when I dig it out of whatever box we tossed it into when we moved five months ago recently, I will post it.

When I think about our wedding ceremony, it's what I remember the most: the SNOT.

Aren't I a romantic?

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Blogger Stacey said...

LMAO! That's a hilarious wedding memory!

April 15, 2010 at 7:30 AM  
Blogger Oka said...

LMBO that is gross...

you know, some women would get a divorce and sue the man for ruining their wedding day.

April 15, 2010 at 7:30 AM  
Blogger Geezees Custom Canvas Art said...

That's funny!

April 15, 2010 at 7:32 AM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

That is soooo GROSS!!! Still funny though!

April 15, 2010 at 7:40 AM  
Blogger Terry said...

This is the second post I've read today, and the second one about SNOT!! If there were a prize, you would get it! Snot on your wedding day??? lmao!!!

April 15, 2010 at 8:06 AM  
Blogger Cold As Heaven said...

Haha, that's cool. Church needs some snot, perfect >:)

Cold As Heaven

April 15, 2010 at 8:17 AM  
Blogger Kerri said...


What a beautiful memory!

April 15, 2010 at 8:24 AM  
Blogger Eternal Lizdom said...


That's the kind of thing you send in to AFV!!

April 15, 2010 at 8:26 AM  
Blogger ~Bry~ said...

that is hilarious! What a way to break up the crying.

April 15, 2010 at 8:29 AM  
Blogger MommyLovesStilettos said...

Now that's a hilarious wedding story!! I love it!

April 15, 2010 at 8:46 AM  
Blogger Sara said...

That is hilarious.... Those are the videos people win money for!!

April 15, 2010 at 8:48 AM  
Blogger The Boob Nazi said...

hahaha that is awesome.

April 15, 2010 at 8:48 AM  
Blogger Kmama said...

That is so funny. And I think it's great that snot is what you remember the most. You remember laughing with your husband. that's awesome!!

April 15, 2010 at 8:55 AM  
Blogger Steph said...


There are NO words.


April 15, 2010 at 8:59 AM  
Blogger Tiffany said...

That is TOO funny! I can't believe that he cried that much! I would love to see the video.

April 15, 2010 at 9:03 AM  
Blogger Tracie said...

You are about as romantic as my husband.

April 15, 2010 at 9:09 AM  
Blogger Jene said...

You've definitely got a unique wedding memory there!

April 15, 2010 at 9:28 AM  
Blogger Vikie said...

That is too funny!

April 15, 2010 at 9:33 AM  
Blogger Tabatha said...

this was great... make me laugh out loud funny!! thanks for sharing!!

April 15, 2010 at 9:38 AM  
Blogger Momma Fargo said...

LMAO! Your poor Hubs...all he needed was to be held...and a hankie!LOL. Funny story.

April 15, 2010 at 9:41 AM  
Blogger Brittney said...

BAHAHA that is hilarious!!!

April 15, 2010 at 9:49 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

Hilarious! I can only imagine how hard you were laughing.

April 15, 2010 at 10:08 AM  
Blogger Jenny said...

That is so...funny! OMGoodness..does your husband know you are posting this? Lew would be so embarrassed!

April 15, 2010 at 11:21 AM  
Blogger Reagan said...

I love sweet little memories like this! It reminds me of the time DH was trying to comfort me and said, "you're nothing but a loser ..."

Thanks for sharing!

April 15, 2010 at 11:44 AM  
Blogger Kim said...

ROFL! I love it. You and I would get along great in real life. That would be my only memory, too.

April 15, 2010 at 11:52 AM  
Blogger Arizona Mamma said...

Okay...this is a case where it is truly a funny story...but overshadowed by its grossness. Seriously! GROSS.

April 15, 2010 at 12:09 PM  
Blogger Krystyn said...

That is a fantastically awesome wedding ceremony memory! And, I'm sure you'll never let him live it down.

April 15, 2010 at 12:30 PM  
Blogger Nikki said...

Thats too funny!!! I was praying for something stupid like that to happen at my wedding to lighten the mood because I was sooo nervous! I screwed up my vows and made everyone laugh so that helped!!
Hope you can find the video!

April 15, 2010 at 1:01 PM  
Blogger Cara Mamma said...

Ok--so I was the one with the runny nose at my wedding--I actually asked Rocket for a tissue (which he had--bc he was afraid he would tear up!) I dont think he was expecting me to wipe my nose --when I then gave it back to him to put in his pocket!!!

April 15, 2010 at 1:40 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

HAHAHA! That is to great.

April 15, 2010 at 1:40 PM  
Blogger Daisygirl said...

Ewwwww snot! That is hilarious! Both my hubby and I cried like big ol babies...all our wedding pictures look like bloated blubbering babies!

Super funny story!

April 15, 2010 at 1:41 PM  
Blogger Alexis AKA MOM said...

I freaking love it, it's those things that you remember forever not that other stuff. That's ok Hubs you made it a GREAT time :)

April 15, 2010 at 1:52 PM  
OpenID myhandsarefull said...

Hilarious! A box of Kleenex will always be the perfect anniversary gift! I hope you find the video. :)

April 15, 2010 at 2:44 PM  
OpenID myhandsarefull said...

Hilarious! A box of Kleenex will always be the perfect anniversary gift! I hope you find the video. :)

April 15, 2010 at 2:45 PM  
Blogger Kaye said...

Oh my gosh...that was HYSTERICAL!

Thank you for a laugh today!

April 15, 2010 at 3:04 PM  
Blogger MsBabyPlan said...

AHAHAHAHAHAA, wonderful story, how nice to share that moment together. Thanks for sharing.

April 15, 2010 at 3:14 PM  
Blogger Angie said...

That is great! LOL

April 15, 2010 at 3:24 PM  
Blogger Kinsey said...

Very funny!!

April 15, 2010 at 3:35 PM  
Blogger magically ordinary said...

Funniest wedding memory ever! I love it. Keeping it real!!!

April 15, 2010 at 3:40 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

OH MY GAWD! Priceless..... :P

April 15, 2010 at 3:52 PM  
Blogger melonbelly said...

haha...crack me up! I have a booger/delivery story, but nothing this good! ha. this sounds like something that would happen to us

April 15, 2010 at 3:55 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

How did the pastor not see it?!

you gotta post the video when you find it!

April 15, 2010 at 4:04 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

I just LOVE you...we have he same sense of humor...I would have been dying.

April 15, 2010 at 4:31 PM  
Blogger Queenie Jeannie said...

Ohmygosh! Laughing.So.Hard!!

Does your husband read your blog??? You might be in bigggg trouble!!

April 15, 2010 at 4:33 PM  
Blogger VKT said...

I love that picture though. It is so romantic. How sweet that he cried....sigh. I don't think my husband has tear ducts.

I linked to your blog today!

April 15, 2010 at 4:40 PM  
Blogger Ashley King said...

too funny!!!!

Our pastor called Jason "James."

"Ashley and James."
and that was RIGHT before they said "you may now kiss your bride."

jason leans in and says, "i didn't know james was gonna be here," right before he kissed me and i spit (on accident) from laughing so hard as leaning in to kiss him.... every wedding wouldn't be complete without these stories....

that is just too funny!!!

April 15, 2010 at 4:57 PM  
Blogger 3LittleMonkeys said...

HAHA, that is too funny! I'm sure not too many people have that memory of their wedding day! It's the silly stories that make it special.

April 15, 2010 at 5:27 PM  
Blogger Foursons said...

Bwahahahahahahaha! That's hilarious!

April 15, 2010 at 5:57 PM  
Blogger Jayme said...

You are awesome. We laughed during our 'ceremony' if you can call it that (JOP) too because we couldn't tell if the person marrying us was a man or woman LOL

April 15, 2010 at 5:58 PM  
Blogger Venassa said...

Haha that's a great wedding story. Not what I was expecting. Kind of cute that he was that emotional over getting married.

April 15, 2010 at 6:04 PM  
Blogger Momma V said...

That is the BEST funny wedding story ever!!! I love it, haha!

I gave you an award on my blog! Check it out!


April 15, 2010 at 6:46 PM  
Blogger Adrienne said...

what a funny wedding story ...lol I was cracking up my friend

April 15, 2010 at 9:41 PM  
Blogger Peggy said...

That is hysterical-you gave me a good laugh!
When my daughter #1 got married she cried thru a kleenix at the alter, then handed the drenched mess to her maid of honor-daughter #2 who passed it down to daughter #3...who didn't know what the heck to do with it! The whole congregation laughed:)

April 15, 2010 at 10:55 PM  
Blogger purseblogger said...

Oh my, I'm laughing and grossed out at the same time. :) So funny!

April 15, 2010 at 11:29 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

This was priceless!! I would have been crying from laughing so hard.

April 16, 2010 at 12:09 AM  
Blogger Ali @ Mommie Life said...

Oh my gosh! You had me laughing so hard at this!! Your poor hubby! I bet he was so embarrassed!! This is too funny!! :)

April 16, 2010 at 12:32 AM  
Blogger Bitsy Baby Photography said...

ohmy, that's a snotty story =)

April 16, 2010 at 1:51 AM  
Blogger The Princess of Sarcasm said...

That is by far the best. wedding. story. ever.

April 16, 2010 at 8:03 AM  
Blogger Much More Than Mommy said...

That is both disgusting and hilarious, LOVE IT! And I so needed that laugh! :-D

April 16, 2010 at 10:33 AM  
Blogger Serenityville said...

I totally love this! You have to find that video. You could EASILY win the $10 K on america's funniest home videos!

April 16, 2010 at 1:52 PM  
Blogger Sonora said...

I think this is the funniest wedding story I have ever heard! I was laughing so hard while I read it. I would LOVE to see the video.

April 16, 2010 at 3:39 PM  
Blogger RN Mama said...

Omg, that's hilarious! However, snot is one thing that totally grosses me out...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!

April 16, 2010 at 5:47 PM  
Blogger Lady of Letters said...

haha how hilarious! Just dropping by to show some SITS love!

April 16, 2010 at 6:35 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Lmao!! I LOVE it!! That's seriously hysterical--you know I would have laughed so, so hard!

April 16, 2010 at 8:06 PM  
Blogger Mrs4444 said...

OMG-That's hilarious!! I love it.

April 16, 2010 at 11:07 PM  
Blogger The Blue Zoo said...

What a sweet, and disgusting story... LOL

April 17, 2010 at 1:25 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Haha!! That is one unique wedding memory! (My fifth graders would love that story...)

April 17, 2010 at 8:22 AM  
Blogger Grilled Cheese said...

No one ever thinks of bodily functions when thinking about weddings. That is one fantastic story.

I'm sure I'll have some major nervous poo during mine.

April 17, 2010 at 11:16 AM  
Blogger Just Breathe said...

That is so funny. OMG how could you stand it!

April 17, 2010 at 3:37 PM  
Blogger Melinda said...

That is hilarious!! Very cute. In a gross kind of way. ;0)

April 17, 2010 at 7:27 PM  
Blogger Messy Mommy said...


April 17, 2010 at 11:24 PM  
Blogger T!nK said...

I used to work in the Bridal Industry, and I've heard tons of wedding stories. This one, by far, takes the cake! hahaha.

April 18, 2010 at 1:04 PM  
Blogger Frugal Vicki said...

This is freaking hilarious! I bet your hubby is SO glad you shared!

May 31, 2010 at 11:47 AM  
Blogger Cielo Azul Jewelry said...

I'm so dyeing over here, LOL!!!!!!!!!


May 31, 2010 at 11:49 AM  
Blogger Baby Sweetness said...


June 1, 2010 at 3:56 PM  
Blogger Amethyst Moon said...

haha so funny!!

March 8, 2011 at 8:00 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

: )!

March 8, 2011 at 9:16 AM  
Anonymous Lanita said...

And the pastor didn't notice he was about to be snotted on his hand? You think we would have noticed a disaster happening in slow motion.

March 8, 2011 at 10:24 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Happy Anniversary! That's so sweet (in a gross sort of way:)

I laughed during our ceremony too - My hubby said he took me to be his BEDDED wife!

March 9, 2011 at 9:09 AM  

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