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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Thankyouverymuch and Be Prepared for the Dance-off

The Daily Dribbles

It's Free Therapy Day!! That's right, it's Thursday, which means it's Thank You Very Much day. The way it works is that you take out all your frustrations on people/things that peeved you off during the week and thank them in a very sarcastic way, for being who or what they are/doing what they did. I know everyone can use some free therapy, so go ahead and type yours out, grab Kmama's button, and then link up over at The Daily Dribbles so that we can all share in each other's therapy.

To my mommies group, for once again being motherbitches and not being excited about my idea of having a Just Dance party. And here I was, trying to make friends again. Thankyouverymuch.

Btw, in case you missed it, the Just Dance video is in yesterday's post. Buy the game or rent it from redbox: a Just Dance bloggy dance-off contest is coming soon! If I can't have my dance party at my house, we'll have it in bloggyland! Start practicing! ♥ Thank you very much! ♥

To Old Navy, for getting my hopes up about fantastic sales, since all clearance stuff was an additional 50% off and I had a $50 off $100 coupon to spend: thankyouverymuch for having about 5 things on the racks that were for my size. I was stuck buying things from you that weren't on sale.

But, ♥ Thank you very much ♥ to The Mommyologist for the Old Navy coupon. I still got some great things! You could have had one of those fabulous coupons, too: you should really follow me on twitter and then you'd have been in the know.

To my little baby Cub, for refusing to stay in your crib or your pack n play because you can climb like a freaking monkey; for causing those glorious hours of naptime to dwindle and for making that super-easy bedtime become a battle: you are only 20 months old. No more climbing. Thankyouverymuch.

To Bear, for deciding that 5 AM is a perfectly acceptable time for you to start your day now: no matter when I send you to bed. Even though it's still pitch black outside. And for doing things like eating ice cream for breakfast if I don't go upstairs with you right away. Really, kid, I have enough problems on the other side of the night with your brother. Enough already. Thankyouverymuch.

♥ Thank you very much ♥ to Monkey for still going to bed easily and not being a morning person.

To Bear's previous early intervention "specialist": I really wish you could have seen the look on his new specialist down here's face when I told her what your diagnosis was. If I'd had a camera, I would have snapped her pic so that it could go in the dictionary right beside the entry for a "WTF face." For all the needless stress and worry you caused me, thankyouverymuch.

To Hubs, for calling to "ask" me if it was okay for him to go to the Carolina basketball game the other day and then saying,"so, you don't have to make dinner tonight": well, thankyouverymuch since I already had dinner cooking in the crockpot and almost done by that point and thankyouverymuch for thinking that you not being here means that they boys and I don't need to eat. Your kids? Your wife? Have you forgotten how cranky we all get if we don't eat?

I have my very first giveaway, coming tomorrow! Please come back and enter! ♥ Thank you very much!



Blogger T!nK said...

Hahaha. dont be too upset with the childrens!!! haha

January 28, 2010 at 1:01 AM  
Blogger Kimberly@PrettyPinkMomma said...

Aw man, I follow you on twitter but I haven't been tweeting this last week! I've been dying to get my hands on one of those Old Navy coupons! Even if sometimes the selection is hit or miss in the clearance section (my preferred section).

I'm right there with you on the no sleep factor too. The youngest is still up during the night and the older ones get up butt ass early in the morning. Don't they know that no sleep = short tempered mommy?

January 28, 2010 at 2:34 AM  
Blogger singedwingangel said...

Oh I fell in love with Old navy over Christmas.. it is not a good thign for me to enter that store, even worse for my mom. I have a 17 yr old who had sleep issues due to bipolarism, thankfully he is on meds now that help him sleep...

January 28, 2010 at 7:20 AM  
Blogger Midday Escapades said...

Ba ha ha! Did hubs really think ya'll didn't need to eat? Oh dang a Just Dance dance off. I so love to dance.

January 28, 2010 at 7:42 AM  
Blogger The Mommyologist said...

Glad you still got to use the coupon!

Damn those stupid motherbitches. Who doesn't love a dance party??

Can't wait to come back tomorrow and enter your giveaway!

January 28, 2010 at 7:53 AM  
Blogger Secret Mom Thoughts said...

Redbox rents Wii games? I'm so excited. Those motherbitches suck.

January 28, 2010 at 8:20 AM  
Blogger Kate said...

I am getting Just Dance as our family present for Valentine's Day. My students RAVE about it, I can't wait to try it!

Old Navy's big sale was really hit or miss. I made out REALLY great in one store about an hour away from me. They had piles and piles and racks and racks. When I went to the other Old Navy north of us, there was NOTHING. Disappointing!

January 28, 2010 at 8:40 AM  
Blogger ShellSpann said...

Ahhh men! They can be so clueless!

January 28, 2010 at 8:56 AM  
Blogger Foursons said...

Yup, no need to cook if a man is not in the house. Bahahahaha. Maybe he thought you'd eat frozen chicken nuggets. :)

Dance off...I'd join if I had a Wii. Anyone want to hook me up?

January 28, 2010 at 9:33 AM  
Blogger Theta Mom said...

I want a dance off! lol And I'm all caught up with you chickie! Follow your blog and on twitter, too. :)

January 28, 2010 at 9:34 AM  
OpenID mommiestimeouttoday.com said...

Thanks for stopping by! It's nice to hear someone else wants to switch careers from teaching. I usually feel guilty saying that. It really does take a toll on you. Even with all the breaks. I also have a 20 month old. lol
I have to check oput this Dance Party!

January 28, 2010 at 10:07 AM  
Blogger Working Mommy said...

Poor mama...you just can't catch a break - can you?! That okay...the dance off will make things ALL better!!!!


January 28, 2010 at 10:23 AM  
Blogger Evonne said...

Funny thank yous! I was at Target last night and saw that game and all I could think of was the video!

January 28, 2010 at 10:31 AM  
Blogger Mox said...

Damn, why don't you live closer? We could totes have a dance party complete with disco ball. I too am surrounded by motha-bitches.


January 28, 2010 at 10:43 AM  
Blogger Steven Anthony said...

these thank yous are so great!!!

January 28, 2010 at 10:48 AM  
Blogger Mommy Lisa said...

Those were good! Men, can't live with them, can't shoot 'em.

January 28, 2010 at 10:50 AM  
Blogger A Nerd and A Free Spirit said...

ha - that's a fun idea... I used to have a box that I wrote my frustrations down and then put them in the box when I was a kid.


January 28, 2010 at 11:13 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

Too funny! Sorry that the kiddos aren't cooperating with bedtime. That is really frustrating. Go Dance it out, girl!

January 28, 2010 at 11:26 AM  
Blogger The Blue Zoo said...

Cant wait for the dance off! I will be buying my Just Dance game soon.

So jealous that you have an Old Navy! The closest one to me is 2 1/2 hours away. =(

January 28, 2010 at 11:40 AM  
Blogger The Boob Nazi said...

I want ice cream right now. But then I'd be sick for like 10 hours.

January 28, 2010 at 12:30 PM  
Blogger Heather @ Two Little Monkeys said...

I love Old Navy's sales but when I go out there they never have the size I want.

January 28, 2010 at 12:56 PM  
Blogger Mellodee said...

Love the thank yous! Actually I love the whole idea of this blog. May just have to get a hideaway of my own!

January 28, 2010 at 1:16 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Oh my... I feel like I hijacked someone's blog and wrote everything under your name. How are you living MY LIFE? ha ha

I feel for ya. Sleeptime stuff is no fun, and my hubs knows not to get in the way of a grumpy hungry wife :)

January 28, 2010 at 1:46 PM  
Blogger Helene said...

OMG!! My husband does the same thing when he wants to go out in the evening...he'll call tell me not to worry about cooking dinner. He thinks he's making my life easier but I still have FOUR kids that need to eat.

My kids wake up super early too. If we lived on a farm and had a rooster, they would have to wake him up to let him know it was time to do his cock-a-doodle do thing with the rising sun.

January 28, 2010 at 1:46 PM  
Blogger I Love Baby Quilts! said...

Now you are going to thank ME very much for showing you this: http://cgi.ebay.com/New-Tots-In-Mind-Cozy-Crib-II-Tent-Child-Safety-Net_W0QQitemZ390148024863QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item5ad6a26a1f

That's right, it's the Cozy Crib Tent baby! I got this for my 22 month old, slapped it on the crib and said "put that in your bottle and suck on it!" and then laughed evilly. They cannNOT get out of this but its perfectly safe. After she learned she couldn't get out she woudl just go to sleep.

January 28, 2010 at 1:48 PM  
Blogger I Love Baby Quilts! said...

Forgot to add, they don't make it anymore so ebay is your only avenue. It's totally worth the money, you can sleep easily at night and not battle over bedtime.

January 28, 2010 at 1:49 PM  
Blogger Momma Such said...

Don't you just love how those darn hubby's can be? My hubby thinks if he's not hungry neither is anyone else. He's so wrong!

I know what you mean about the climbing too! My 20 month old is giving me a real workout when all I want to do is lay around!

January 28, 2010 at 2:38 PM  
Blogger Alexis AKA MOM said...

See if I posted a pic of me dancing you all would be putting me on the audition tapes for Dance your A** off ... LOL

Love this!

Man Old Navy would love to go even with just the coupon. Need money ... LOL

January 28, 2010 at 2:48 PM  
Blogger Rudy Rukus said...

Sweet. My husband says that too and it is really annoying. Like he is the only one that eats come on!

January 28, 2010 at 2:56 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

Love the husband and dinner thank you. That sounds exactly like my husband. :-) Must be a man thing.

January 28, 2010 at 3:54 PM  
Blogger Kmama said...

Cub is already climbing out? I swear I won the lottery in that respect. My kids climb in, not out!! They make crib tents...have you seen those? They were a life saver for a friend of mine.

Thanks for linking up!!

January 28, 2010 at 4:04 PM  
Blogger Sonora said...

20 month olds are trouble. Luckily mine hasn't figured out how to climb out of her bed yet. She does sit there and scream when she wants out though. Ugh! Good luck with that!

January 28, 2010 at 4:17 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

I would have been in the dance group for sure with you..

January 28, 2010 at 4:34 PM  
Blogger Brandi said...

What??! They didn't want to participate in a dance off??? They just knew you'd win.

Cracking up about the 'you don't need to make dinner.' Men.

January 28, 2010 at 4:36 PM  
Blogger Sunday said...

*Tears* I went to numerous Redboxes today and none of them are offering video games of any sort.
I think I will just have to break down and buy it because I really want to play along with the bloggy dance party!

Maybe I could bring my wii down when you and Mommyologist come for bloggy boot camp and we'll hook it up in your hotel room!

LOL! That would be a hoot!

January 28, 2010 at 5:13 PM  
Blogger LMJ said...

Hubby does that to me all the time...call me at dinner time to tell me he won't make it, so I dont' have to cook...mmmm...yeah!

January 28, 2010 at 5:53 PM  
Blogger angie said...

How exciting. YOur first giveaway!

January 28, 2010 at 7:32 PM  
Blogger Cole said...

I love Old Navy! But they are always out of my size when sales roll around. It's very frustrating. And thanks for the comment on my blog earlier, I'm definitely gonna check that out :)

January 28, 2010 at 8:11 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Oh gosh. Funny! I love the one about dinner, especially. Sometimes I think men are missing the part of their brain that allows them to...think

January 28, 2010 at 8:24 PM  
Blogger Chelle said...

Those motherbitches! They are never any fun!!

I would have jumped, cheered, celebrated at the genius idea of a Just Dance dance-off. Seriously--who could resist that?!

And I cracked up about your husband--why do men do that?! Isabella, Madelyn and I are so freaking grouchy with no food. Watch out.

And Old Navy always hypes the sales and they never offer anything in my size. It's always cleared out or way picked through. But yay for shopping!


January 28, 2010 at 10:28 PM  
Blogger Arizona Mamma said...

Meant to comment earlier, but gor sidetracked when I went to follow you on twitter! Oh, and to watch the dancing videos.

January 28, 2010 at 10:30 PM  
Blogger Arizona Mamma said...

got not gor

January 28, 2010 at 10:30 PM  
Blogger Grand Pooba said...


Hey, I'm excited about a Just Dance Party! Now I just need to find out what the hell it is. :o)

You're crackin me up, I'm jumpin on your bandwagon right now!

January 28, 2010 at 10:42 PM  
Blogger Tracie said...

My husband does that crap all the time. And the one night when I have no clue about dinner he is home at 5. Never fails. The rest of the week he rolls in at 8.

January 28, 2010 at 10:45 PM  
Blogger Mama Michie (aka Michaela) said...

LOL that sounds like something only a husband would say!!
Old Navy - yeah, they never have any good clearance stuff in my size either... oh well.

January 28, 2010 at 10:49 PM  
Blogger Together We Save said...

I love Old Navy but well I have a hard time finding my size.

January 28, 2010 at 11:00 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Well instead of recounting the 10,000 frustrations of my day (pretty typical for me)...I instead want to say that the Mommyologist suggested that I join your site in Connect Meme Monday at The Pursuit of Mommyness...looking forward to getting to know you better!

January 29, 2010 at 1:36 AM  
Blogger Daffy said...

I'd would CERTAINLY do a dance off with you....alas I have no Wii

January 29, 2010 at 8:54 AM  
Blogger Pink Martini said...

Thanks for stopping by today from SITS. Ha! I've never heard of thankyouverymuch day! So funny! :)

January 29, 2010 at 12:22 PM  
Blogger ModernMom said...

Ha HA!
Oh and Old Navy. Sometimes you can find some really cute stuff there!

January 29, 2010 at 2:43 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

LOVE this! Talk about therapy! Some motherbitches aren't worth even trying to be friends with, so I have learned! The worst is when previous friends have babies and BECOME motherbitches. Yeah, that is definitely the worst.

January 29, 2010 at 7:27 PM  
Blogger blueviolet said...

I hate that with Old Navy's clearance...every size but yours! I feel for you with the little climber. Trouble and nothing but!!!!

January 29, 2010 at 9:21 PM  
Blogger Alyssa said...

WTF with the early morning my daughter has been doing the same thing... I think it is winter! It has to be that is the only thing I can think of BUT it better stop I can't handle it!

January 30, 2010 at 1:01 AM  
Blogger Juliana said...

Ok I could not comment on the awards...so here goes--thank you so much babe. That serious brought tears to my eyes. You are so sweet and I ADORE you!!!!!

January 30, 2010 at 12:40 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Hey lady! Happy SITS Saturday! Tried to comment on your latest post but couldn't for some reason...I will definitely check out the blogs that you've awarded...a few on your list I already love...which of course means you have great taste!

Oh and btw...loved your comment at POM about the school loans...read it to my hubby, somehow it makes us feel better about our school loan nightmare!!


January 30, 2010 at 11:53 PM  
Blogger Corrie Howe said...

I wish you had a camera too of the new specialist's face. I love it when my hubby is out of town. We do Ramen noddles, cereal, cheese stix, nothing.

My Jonathan didn't climb out of his crib or over baby gates until after his baby sister came along and taught him how. She was 18 months, he was three and a half years old.

Can't wait for high school when she arrives two years later and teaches him about skipping class.

February 2, 2010 at 11:07 AM  

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