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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Sticky Christmas and Other Things































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Blogger Missy said...

I missed eye candy from last week. Shoot, I think I'll go check that out.

There is a reason I don't join mom groups. It might be because I'm wildly insecure but it could also be b/c my son never has pants on either.

December 22, 2009 at 8:02 AM  
Blogger Midday Escapades said...

Oh, did someone say eye candy? I'm with Bear on this one, except I would be saying: "Me big clothes too little" while running around naked. But seriously, who needs an excuse to be naked. :0)

Merry Christmas!

December 22, 2009 at 8:33 AM  
Blogger Evonne said...

I wish Christmas was next week. I need more time! My son loves to be naked, too. WTH is he thinking?!? It's cold!

December 22, 2009 at 8:38 AM  
Blogger Heather @ Two Little Monkeys said...

I was invited to join a mom's group, no thank you. Don't want the drama. Hope you have a great Christmas :)

December 22, 2009 at 8:40 AM  
Blogger Kmama said...

Thank you for baking so I dont' have to!

LOL at the tiara. Too damn funny.

December 22, 2009 at 9:05 AM  
Blogger Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

I loved Russell...He should have won! But let's not get me started on that one!

Merry Christmas!

December 22, 2009 at 9:24 AM  
Blogger JennyMac said...

naked little people running loose...our child has yet to discover this trend. YEAH!

December 22, 2009 at 9:28 AM  
Blogger Daffy said...

I'm constantly saying "I too big...all my clothes too little"....it doesn't go over well in my house either....

Junior high drama...insert eyeroll here...seriously! Isn't life too short for that shiz?

December 22, 2009 at 9:44 AM  
Blogger Manic Mommy Meg said...

Hilarious Post Its today! And BELK Santa is soo hawt! If you get tired of him, you'll send him my direction right? :) I'm not quite ready for Christmas yet either....

December 22, 2009 at 9:54 AM  
Blogger ShellSpann said...

My kids ADORE the chipmunks christmas song! It drives me CRAZY!!

December 22, 2009 at 9:55 AM  
Blogger Working Mommy said...

LOL! I'm glad that Christmas isn't next week...I need a vacay NOW! LOL!

~WM

December 22, 2009 at 9:57 AM  
Blogger Sarah and the Gentlemen said...

Less clothes means less laundry, right?

Thanks for taking care of the Santa cookies. That's a load off my mind.

December 22, 2009 at 10:14 AM  
Blogger SupahMommy said...

* moms group

snicker snicker

do not repeat history

lmaoo;)

love the tiara

December 22, 2009 at 10:15 AM  
Blogger carissajaded said...

The chipmunk song really is awful... I can't help but cringe every time I hear it! And I think it is hilarious that your kid is running around refusing to put on pants. Never fails to crack me up. No pun intended... and not in a creepy way!

December 22, 2009 at 10:32 AM  
Blogger Margaret said...

Merry Christmas!

December 22, 2009 at 10:41 AM  
Blogger Secret Mom Thoughts said...

I totally agree Russell was the best survivor ever too. I'm following you now.

December 22, 2009 at 10:42 AM  
Blogger The Princess of Sarcasm said...

I agree with you about Russell!!!! I made him a postie on mine too!!!!

Tiara? UR not talking about me are you? Cuz I do need my highlights redone....

Saw the Belk commercial last night and thought of you....I also thought some dURTy thoughts about that Santa. ;)

December 22, 2009 at 10:44 AM  
Blogger ann ominous said...

aaaaaaaahhahahahaha....hilarious

December 22, 2009 at 10:45 AM  
Blogger Southern Sage said...

LOL
I went to see the Santa, send Mrs Clause my way,the Belk Santa ain't quite my type!

LOL @ Queen Bee mom and dye job.

December 22, 2009 at 10:51 AM  
Blogger Foursons said...

The Belk Santa is taking up residence in my house right now. I'm not sure I'm going to share. Sorry.

December 22, 2009 at 11:52 AM  
Blogger amyndavid said...

LOL great post once again! I agree with Midday Escapades...Me big, ALL clothes to little! And the maternity ones are too big!

amyndavid1987(at)yahoo(dot)com

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December 22, 2009 at 12:35 PM  
Blogger The Mommyologist said...

You gotta love a naked kid running around the house! LOVED the one about the lady in the Michael's parking lot. LOL! And don't even get me started on how mean moms can be to each other. I plan on writing a post about it in the future...I was just telling a friend the other day how ridiculous it is. I totally understand the whole "frenemy" thing after becoming a mother.

December 22, 2009 at 12:36 PM  
Blogger InspiredDreamer said...

You are too funny!!!! I love the ones about Bear running around naked. Kids are cute that way aren't they? Especially when they sing really high-pitched christmas songs. :D

Have an Extraordinary Day!

December 22, 2009 at 1:19 PM  
Blogger Corrie Howe said...

Your comments are on spot...the little monkey without pants...the cookies....the Chipmunk Christmas song...

December 22, 2009 at 1:35 PM  
Blogger Helene said...

How I wish Christmas was next week!! But then again there's a lot to be said about just getting it all over with, kwim?

The drama of mom's groups sucks. Can you believe there was a falling out between 2 moms in our group and one of them bumped into the other one at Target the other day? Both their kids ran to each other and hugged, so you'd think the moms would just grow up and put their differences aside for the sake of their children's friendship with one another, right? Nope...the one mom who started all the drama pulled her child away and said, "Remember, we're not talking to them anymore. Let's finish shopping so we don't have to see them anymore". WTF?

December 22, 2009 at 1:51 PM  
Blogger Eternal Lizdom said...

I soooooo agree on the Survivor thing. I WAS TICKED! I didn't like him at all in the beginning. But by the end, it was obvious that he was the ultimate puppet master for the entire game. I think the jury was too full of egos who were to ashamed to have been totally outplayed by him...

December 22, 2009 at 2:45 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

Belk Santa is sooooooooo Hot! How did I miss that last week? I think I was lazy and skipped most ppl. srry! I love the chipmunks! but yeah after awhile they can get annoying.

December 22, 2009 at 2:59 PM  
Blogger Travis said...

Soooooo...

I give my wife the same reason for running around naked.

Please don't tell her it's not a good excuse?

Merry Christmas an all that.

December 22, 2009 at 3:12 PM  
Blogger Confessions From A Working Mom said...

LOOOOOVE the post-its on the mommy drama... honestly, sometimes I feel like I'm back in high school (no, scratch that, middle school!)

~Elizabeth
http://confessionsfromaworkingmom.blogspot.com

December 22, 2009 at 3:19 PM  
Blogger lemonologie said...

These are great!

I am completely with you on the chipmunks song. The MiL tried to introduce my daughter to that song during the day. Noooo. She's too young for that horror.

December 22, 2009 at 3:51 PM  
Blogger T.J. said...

I'm so glad I'm back today- this post was a riot! That steamin' Belk's ad... hmmm, I'd better play it safe and say, "no comment"

I am happy to be your newest follower :)

December 22, 2009 at 4:27 PM  
Blogger Twincerely,Olga said...

so funny!!! Drama in Mamma groups!! That's why I am my kids playmates!!LOLI'll be playing next week!

December 22, 2009 at 6:23 PM  
OpenID ftcs said...

I'm totally going to run around the apartment naked telling my wife "I little and all my clothes too big" yessss this will be HI-larious!

--Clevelandpoet

December 22, 2009 at 7:44 PM  
Blogger Chief said...

can you believe Russell got the shaft!? we felt so bad for him!

May the joy of the Holiday Season make your Christmas bright

December 22, 2009 at 10:18 PM  
Blogger adrienzgirl said...

I love your post-its! You are soooooo funny! Why is it little boys don't like to wear pants?

Mom groups suck btw! Just sayin'

December 22, 2009 at 11:03 PM  
Blogger danita said...

you make me smile!

December 23, 2009 at 7:21 AM  
Blogger Stacy said...

My sister has that damn chipmunks song as her ringback tone so I have to hear it every time I call her, which is about 1000 times a day. Just to annoy her I put the Dogs Barking Jingle Bell song on mine!

Merry Christmas next week! ;)

December 23, 2009 at 12:07 PM  
Blogger kys said...

Big boys and little boys all want to let it hang out.

Merry Christmas, my friend!

December 23, 2009 at 8:33 PM  
Blogger mindij said...

Why do kids love the most annoying songs on earth??? That Belk Santa is pretty tasty!

December 23, 2009 at 9:48 PM  
Blogger Semi-Slacker Mom said...

The Belk Santa commercial has got to be my all time favorite Christmas commercial EVEH!!! Yum-o.

December 24, 2009 at 8:52 AM  

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