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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Made-up Words, Whistling, and Boobs: Post-it Note Style

Say it with post-its! Click Supah's post-it to play along!


Click to visit:
Making Lemonade

Click HERE to enter!




Who thought my idea was so FABULOUS she just had to get in on it.
And I jumped at it because she's sort of famous, you know.
Plus, she has mad prize-getting skills...

to bring you :


Shell and Supahmommy's

"Just DANCE Your Bloggy Off"

Did you miss the brave souls who went first? Click HERE.
Sunday wants to keep her crown.
Which really should be mine, but I was being all nice and stuff and saying that I couldn't be the winner.

Go get Wii .. Just Dance and get ready to get yer butt kicked for prizes. It's on sale at Target and Kmart for $29.99!


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Blogger supahmommy- somethin's wrong with that girl said...

I CAN'T WHISTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* fist pump non whistle


February 23, 2010 at 6:58 AM  
Blogger Diana said...

I too can NOT whistle! Be sure Hubs knows. :)

February 23, 2010 at 6:59 AM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

My husband can't whistle...shoulder dislocation sucks...just turned my kids around, so hopefully I can avoid this from now on (but I doubt it)!

February 23, 2010 at 7:03 AM  
Blogger Crazed Mama said...

Can you give a shout out to my boobs and ask them to come home in your post please....I miss them...

February 23, 2010 at 7:24 AM  
Blogger Kirsten said...

Stopped by for Post-it note Tuesday! Love your blog! Totally relate to your post its! Love it!

February 23, 2010 at 7:25 AM  
Blogger For the Love of Naps - Sarah said...

residual stink and mom shoulder....experienced daily in our house!

Your blog is always good for a smile!

February 23, 2010 at 7:33 AM  
Blogger Oka said...

Just wondering, are the hosts out...no winning their contest? You would put me to shame.

How long do I have to practice?

February 23, 2010 at 7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahhh Mommy shoulder... yes I know all too well!

February 23, 2010 at 7:35 AM  
Blogger Jene said...

I totally get the shoulder dislocation. I pulled a neck muscle trying to get cheerios to the backseat during a major meltdown.

February 23, 2010 at 7:35 AM  
Blogger Stepping On Cheerios said...

I cannot whistle.

I recently strained my neck trying to get a toy of the floor in the backseat!

Residual Stink...yeah, we've got that.

February 23, 2010 at 7:43 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I can't whistle. Never have been able to. I can get a small squeak out but I have no idea how to make different tones and stuff. Whistling a song? FORGET IT!

February 23, 2010 at 7:53 AM  
Blogger Secret Mom Thoughts said...

I can't whistle either. Only time I could was when I lost my two front teeth as a kid.

February 23, 2010 at 8:06 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

OH I don't miss mommy shoulder or residual stink, although living with 4 males technically 6 if you count the dogs, 7 if you count the cat I have stink here all the time. They call it male bonding I call it gagging maggors cause I fed them nothing that remotely smelled like that..

February 23, 2010 at 8:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay! Congrats on your new Footloose meme with Supah and your new Motherbitches word button. How cool are you?

February 23, 2010 at 8:24 AM  
Blogger Evonne said...

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who CAN'T whistle!

I totally get the shoulder dislocation thing! I do it all the time!

February 23, 2010 at 8:40 AM  
Blogger Ducky said...

I def have the mom shoulder! I'm probably a car placater though...I detest being in the car with a cranky child!

As for the whistling? I really hate to break to all you Non Skilled Whistlers but my 17 month old has been whistling since about 13 months. She's quite talented...

February 23, 2010 at 9:13 AM  
Blogger Kearsie said...

I can whistle, but it totes gives you lip line wrinkles so really, your lips will be prettier than everyone else's in 30 years.

February 23, 2010 at 9:14 AM  
Blogger MommyLovesStilettos said...

I can't whistle!!!!

Open that box! I wanna hear all about it :)

February 23, 2010 at 9:18 AM  
Blogger adrienzgirl said...

Mom shoulder is awful, but what's worse is the charlie horse I get in my side from turning cause my should just won't stretch quite far enough.

Driving all hunch over and to the side trying to not wreck whilst being in agonizing pain is a neat trick.

February 23, 2010 at 9:35 AM  
Blogger Yankee Girl said...

I cannot whistle, but always try like hell to make it happen. I should probably give it up soon because it ain't happening.

February 23, 2010 at 9:40 AM  
Blogger Shanilie said...

haha great post - its.

I have been tempted to participate in the past but am not creative at all.

I agree - I am convinced sometimes Riley has pooped and its just farts or leftovers.

February 23, 2010 at 9:50 AM  
Blogger Jules AF said...

The mom shoulder definition CRACKED me up.

And I can whistle three different ways, so I can't agree with that one... Sorry.

February 23, 2010 at 10:02 AM  
Blogger Busymomsteph said...

Shell, I can't whistle either, I actually have to get my kids to whistle for our dogs, its rediculous. And don't forget about mommy hip dislocation from bending over and picking up all of their crap they leave on the floor.

February 23, 2010 at 10:04 AM  
Blogger {Kimber} said...

the shoulder dislocation thing cracked me up!!
I love when I'm driving and they say "MOMMY, LOOK AT THIS"
like looking at the road isn't more important or anything WHEN YOUR DRIVING!!

February 23, 2010 at 10:06 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I totally have Mother shoulder!

And here's 1 of my words-
Boy Funk: what little boys smell like after playing outside.

February 23, 2010 at 10:07 AM  
Blogger The Princess of Sarcasm said...

I am close to being out of the mommy shoulder stage. It only happens every once in a while now. My oldest could whistle when he was around 14 to 15 months old. You are loser. I bet you can't blow bubbles with gum either.....


February 23, 2010 at 10:09 AM  
Blogger Meg @ Higgins Happenings said...

I can totally relate to the shoulder thing! Not so much the dirty diapers anymore! :-) I totally want to get in on your dance off challange - but I've danced all my life - so it may not be very fair! I dont think I would win!!! But I still may get in on it for the helluv it! :)
Ps. I CAN whistle but it took me 3, yes 3 years! to learn how!! <3

February 23, 2010 at 10:15 AM  
Blogger Andrea said...

You are so not the only one who can't whistle. I can't do it and people who can and do annoy me.

February 23, 2010 at 10:16 AM  
Blogger Anna said...

I can't whistle either, and I am super pumped that a lot of others in your comment box can't whistle either! Is it weird that I am super curious about the boob blog post you wrote? No? Ok, good.

February 23, 2010 at 10:21 AM  
Blogger BNM said...

I cant whistle either.. who gives a shit about whistling.. i think non whistlers are so much cooler! haha!! LOL!! Oh and your mommy words are too funny!

February 23, 2010 at 10:22 AM  
Blogger BNM said...

I cant whistle either.. who gives a shit about whistling.. i think non whistlers are so much cooler! haha!! LOL!! Oh and your mommy words are too funny!

February 23, 2010 at 10:22 AM  
Blogger Shannon K. said...

Residual stink! Totally true.

Going to read you boob post.

February 23, 2010 at 10:26 AM  
Blogger Amber Page Writes said...

I can't whistle and, even worse, I can't snap my fingers. So there, husband.

February 23, 2010 at 10:38 AM  
Blogger Sassy Salsa girl said...

Glad to know there is a word for the smell after a diaper change.

February 23, 2010 at 10:51 AM  
Blogger Cindi said...

Failed whistler here.

February 23, 2010 at 11:04 AM  
Blogger Ali said...

Can't get a tune out here either!

February 23, 2010 at 11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't whistle. tell the hubbs to put THAT in his pipe and smoke it :-P

February 23, 2010 at 11:10 AM  
Blogger Sarah at The Stroller Ballet said...

We have issues with residual stink all the time! The grossness!

February 23, 2010 at 11:32 AM  
Blogger Vanessa said...

I cannot whistle. Do we have enough for a support group? Or at least enough for you to laugh and point at your husband while telling him he was WRONG? ;-)

February 23, 2010 at 11:32 AM  
Blogger April (Mama is on the Potty) said...

I wonder how many cases of mom shoulder an orthopedic doc see in a year? I bet a lot! I can't hang with mom shoulder right now b/c my shoulders hurt too friggin bad from doing "cotton eye joe" on Just Dance...

I am so excited about this! Who knew I would not be embarrassed to do something like this in front of people I didn't know! Ahhh I love the internet!

February 23, 2010 at 11:46 AM  
Blogger Margaret said...

I can't whistle either so no worries. I hear the same thing from my family that I am the only one who can't. It is nice to know I am not alone. We should start a support group for people who can't whistle.

February 23, 2010 at 12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't whistle either! I do have mom shoulder.

February 23, 2010 at 12:20 PM  
Blogger extreme personal measures said...

Stopping by from Post-It Note Tuesday to say Hi!
Please stop by!

February 23, 2010 at 12:58 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Good word, residual stink, my babies always had that coz the mother so busy blogging lol.

I was here though going gaga try to leave a comment i thought not working. I forgot the comment box is already out. such a dumb dumb. Hey I love your dance. good luck mommy. Awesome!

February 23, 2010 at 1:28 PM  
Blogger Froggylady said...

I can't whistle either! My hubs thinks I'm the only one who can't too.

February 23, 2010 at 1:35 PM  
Blogger Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

I can't whistle either. I think it is a sign of coolness to NOT be able too. That's just my two cents.

February 23, 2010 at 1:36 PM  
Blogger Shandal said...

I totally get that Mom shoulder! I can't whistle either! Must.Get.A.Wii. This is killing me that I'm not able to participate!

February 23, 2010 at 1:42 PM  
Blogger Kmama said...

If I remember correctly, Jdaddy can't whistle either. LOL!

I totally have mom shoulder right now...but it's from sleeping with a child on my shoulder because that's the only way he'd sleep last night. Ugh.

February 23, 2010 at 1:42 PM  
Blogger Sugar Bear said...

I can whistle but nobody listens when I do so what does it matter really.
Sometimes the dogs will come but I think they do it out of pity.
It is a pretty weak whistle.

We've been using cloth diapers with our second..and there is ALWAYS a residual stink on them lately...time to strip them again, blech!

February 23, 2010 at 2:01 PM  
Blogger Mellodee said...

Can't whistle, can't snap my fingers, can't do a single eye wink! Still, I am an awesome woman!!! lol

The mom shoulder thing goes away by the time the kids get to High School. BUT....it comes back for occasional visits when you transport your grandkids anywhere!!

February 23, 2010 at 2:08 PM  
Blogger gina said...

We all can whistle here, even my 5 yo. BUT my hubs and 5 yo can not wink. Physically can not. LOL.

Oh, boy this just dance thing is getting HUGE!! Glad I got my copy so I can practice. (It would be embarassing for you to hear me screaming "My arms are BURRRRRNNNNNING" like I do now. ;)

February 23, 2010 at 2:09 PM  
Blogger gina said...

ps. Do you know the google hits you are going to get for your blog now that you posted the word boobs. lol.

February 23, 2010 at 2:10 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

I can't whistle! You're not alone! By the way, I did my first post-it tuesday ... Love it!

February 23, 2010 at 2:19 PM  
Blogger MrsBlogAlot said...

Mommy Shoulder... Mommy back... Mommy neck...you are speaking my language girl!!!

February 23, 2010 at 2:24 PM  
Blogger Messy Mommy said...

I can't whistle either!

AWESOME breastfeeding post! I failed at breastfeeding my first 2 because I listened to the jerks who told me I wasn't making enough and if it hurt I was doing it wrong. BULL! I'm LOVING breastfeeding this baby but so disappointed I was robbed of that with the first two!

February 23, 2010 at 2:49 PM  
Blogger Confessions From A Work-At-Home Mom said...

I love the residual diaper stink post-it... we had one of those in our house this morning. I am still fumagating my nostrils.

Confessions From A Working Mom

February 23, 2010 at 2:53 PM  
Blogger Laura said...

No whistling here either...

and haha Residual Stink! Love that!

February 23, 2010 at 3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heading to over to check out your boobie post.
Thanks for the mom shoulder laugh. My husband just about shits when I do this while driving. Ummmm get over it. How else do I keep the kids quiet while I drive?

February 23, 2010 at 3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heading to over to check out your boobie post.
Thanks for the mom shoulder laugh. My husband just about shits when I do this while driving. Ummmm get over it. How else do I keep the kids quiet while I drive?

February 23, 2010 at 3:13 PM  
Blogger Jessica Jones, ATL Mom of 3 said...

I was asked to whistle in boy scouts the other day and failed miserably...however my husband is a kick azz whistler

February 23, 2010 at 3:44 PM  
Blogger Karls said...

I can semi-whistle... not loud enough to call the dog. Wouldn't do it in public anyway... I look like a cats arse has implanted itself on my face - not pretty!

February 23, 2010 at 3:58 PM  
Blogger meredith said...

things like whistling, winking, and rolling your tongue into a taco shape are all genetic. i can't wink, though i try my damnedest.

February 23, 2010 at 4:01 PM  
Blogger Tracie said...

My oldest can't whistle. Do kids count?

If you don't want what's in the box you can send it to me. I'm pretty sure I can use it.

February 23, 2010 at 4:50 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Micek said...

Guess what? I can't whistle either. Never have been able too... and I sure have tried!! My hubby can whistle better than anyone I've ever heard! It sucks... :)

February 23, 2010 at 5:25 PM  
Blogger Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

Just stopping by to thank you for visiting me on my SITS day and leaving some blog love!


February 23, 2010 at 5:59 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

I can whistle too. But not those loud ones people can do with there fingers. Sound like a fun dance game. I saw a wii at wal-mart it does not cost that much so I will save up soon. Have a great day..

February 23, 2010 at 6:16 PM  
Blogger Cameron said...

Whistling really is HARD!!!
Found you over at Thinktankmama!

BTW I call my husband Bear, and my blog has the word Monkey - so clearly I must follow your blog now :)

Come on by!

February 23, 2010 at 6:24 PM  
Blogger L said...

No whistling coming from my mouth either! It used to make me sad but I just kept telling myself "only losers can whistle". Hahaha.

sidenote: Nintendo NEEDS to give you a just dance wii to giveaway (to me of course) on your blog, like soon! fingers crossed they email you back hehe!

February 23, 2010 at 6:34 PM  
Blogger Stasha said...

I can whistle but not very well...

Residual stink? I have a different definition for that... LOL

February 23, 2010 at 6:40 PM  
Blogger nuts said...

oh, i'm sorry, but i can whistle.. really can. i think it's not really a girly thing, but i can..:)

February 23, 2010 at 6:45 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Fear not, wanna-be dance champion...I also cannot whistle!

February 23, 2010 at 6:59 PM  
Blogger The Mommyologist said...

Would you be shocked to learn that I can't whistle either??? LMAO!!

I'm loving the motherbitch button and I'm going to have to use it in a future post for sure. I'm sure I won't have to wait too long for some new material.

So glad I'm HOME and can get back into the blog world! I've missed ya!

February 23, 2010 at 7:27 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

My whistle is so pathetic I don't do it in public.

OPEN THAT BOX! I bet it has FUN things in it. :)

Still haven't gotten Just dance... :o
I don't have Kmart or Target in these sticks!

February 23, 2010 at 7:34 PM  
Blogger Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

I love Just Dance and I swear I get better with more wine in me :)

Hey that would be a great challenge....

February 23, 2010 at 7:59 PM  
Blogger Miche said...

I can't whistle either!! :) I'm glad I'm not the only one. And I love your made up word, lol, it is awesome.

Also, I am with you on shrugging off other mom choices-to each their own. Vaccines though, make me nervous, since my kids can be hurt by others not getting them. Being a mom is hard :)

February 23, 2010 at 8:49 PM  
Blogger Joy@TPMG said...

I really can't whistle. If I attempt to, I whistle inward which I get made fun of relentlessly. I love the words you made up. Oh, and I mentioned breastfeeding on my blog today. It is inevitable.

February 23, 2010 at 9:02 PM  
Blogger Ginny Marie said...

Great mommy words...and all of them are absolutely, positively REAL WORDS!

I'm grabbing your button!

February 23, 2010 at 9:12 PM  
Blogger Jeannie, Jane, Angel, Mommy, etc.. said...

I can't do the really cool whistle that most people can do. You know, the one with your fingers in your mouth and all? I can whistle normally, but not very loud at all. I LOVE the mommy words and your fave made up word. It's the best!

February 23, 2010 at 10:26 PM  
Blogger Jami said...

Sorry Shell, I can whistle with my lips, but not with my fingers, like I want to. Like Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's. I want to whistle like that!

Good job on the boob thing! BTW.


February 23, 2010 at 10:44 PM  
Blogger Lothiriel said...

I can whistle. I'm pretty good at it. It annoys people, though. Too loud or something. The only thing I can say about my boobs is that they're incompetent feeders! :(

February 24, 2010 at 12:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My 5 yr olds cant whistle. Neither can my 3 yr old. See you're not alone!

Mom Shoulder SUCKS!

February 24, 2010 at 1:36 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I can't whistle either. :) & I totally use "residual stink" ALL THE TIME. :)

February 24, 2010 at 4:37 AM  
Blogger Mama (Heidi) said...

I can't whistle either...I think collectively we have proven your hubs wrong.

I can not stand the residual stink, but we have it frequently times two.

February 24, 2010 at 9:24 AM  
Blogger Alexis AKA MOM said...

You crack me up girlie! I love the mom shoulder, so have that!!!

I cant' do the whistle with two fingers, that one I cant' figure out :)

February 24, 2010 at 10:47 AM  
Blogger Sara said...

Residual stink. I like that.

Sounds kind of like when someone farted a few minutes ago, but maybe it followed them a little.

February 24, 2010 at 4:15 PM  
Blogger Grilled Cheese said...

I rather like talking about my boobs. Not because I think they're the best, but they amuse me.

Is that odd?

February 24, 2010 at 11:24 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I am off to check out Supah's blog--I don't think I know her! Say it ain't so?!

I need to start practicing for the challenge--I am up to it this time! And I will NOT forget!

If anything I'll burn some calories. Who cares if I look like an idiot, ha!


February 25, 2010 at 8:29 PM  

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