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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Survivor: The Icky Challenge

So, this week, our challenge for Supah Survivor was to find some icky creature and let it crawl on us for five seconds.

With video evidence.

I really want immunity, as well as the necklace....which is just ONE of the prizes this week. Um, I'm lodging a formal complaint. I loved my prizes, but c'mon, this is just ONE of the prizes this week. Seriously????? Not fair. Taking my toys and going home.

Oh, wait, I still want to win.

So, then, I went on a bug hunt. Or, rather, sent my boys for a bug hunt. In the yard and on the beach.

No luck.

One night, I looked out on the deck and saw some gigantic bug. I raced to get my flip camera so I could record it. But, when I got back, he was gone. I think he looked like this:

I'm aware that he's probably running lose in my house now. Thanks for that.

So, today, Bear and I stopped at the pet store and I looked for the creepiest looking thing I could find. Lizards and snakes were my first thought.

And then I saw this:

I know, you're thinking that a white mouse isn't that bad.

But, this thing WAS huge.

It was some variety of giant mutant white RAT.

It would have taken BOTH of my hands to hold it and I don't think they would have fit around it.

It's tail was as thick as 4 pencils put together.

It looked like it would escape and then attempt to eat my child.

I got the urge to throw up.

And, I knew that it would have to be the rat.

So, I went looking for a male employee.

One I could flirt with and get him to do my bidding.

I had him totally convinced to let me hold this sucker and videotape me.

Then, I went to turn on my Flip....and it was DEAD.

So, I raced to the counter to buy batteries.

I get back and get told that the mean ol' manager(bitter jealous woman) would NOT allow me to videotape anything. Liability or some such nonsense.

I asked if I could just hold it because I wanted to buy it.

And gave him a wink.

Mean Ol' Manager yells from the next aisle that "No animals are to be allowed out of their cages."

She is costing me my immunity and my bling. Grrr....

Can't I just stick my hand in the goldfish tank? There's a lot of them and that's slimy...after all, I need to do this challenge.

But, that lady was watching me like a hawk. So, we left.

Off to pick up my other two boys....from Grandma....near another pet store.

This time, I have my eye on this freaky white snake with red eyes.....

And again, get shot down. It's the video camera that does it, I think. I could have had Monkey try to do the video for me, but he'd probably decide to aim it somewhere else and then I would have held a snake for no reason. *Shivers*

So, then we get home and go on the beach. 

I find some tiny little bug and let it crawl on my hand, thinking that at least I'll have something to post.

But, then, my darling youngest son finds a crab.

A creepy looking crab.

So, I grab his sand shovel and video the crab hanging out on my foot.

I think my boys completely tramautized it with all their screaming when they found it....I made the back away for the video though. Didn't want to risk them getting clawed.

So, here's my five seconds of yuckiness.




Blogger Adrienne said...

I just about spit out my lemonade...I am laughing so hard right now...that thing could have pinched the crap out of you sorry the pet store people suck...If you lived closer I could have let our frog, lizard, guinea pig, gerbil or the 70 million varieties of bugs in my yard get you

March 24, 2010 at 5:20 PM  
Blogger The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Bahahaha!! I'm dying laughing! That was the fastest "five one thousand" I've EVER HEARD!! I loved it! :) Still haven't done mine. #procrastinatingDueToThePTSD

Wait...this isn't Twitter....

March 24, 2010 at 5:26 PM  
Blogger Brittney said...

Lol!!! that lady at the pet store sounds like a real BEOTCH!!

March 24, 2010 at 5:31 PM  
Blogger Daffy said...

Oh that's hysterical! You count super fast!

March 24, 2010 at 5:39 PM  
Blogger Foursons said...

That crab looks dead Shell. Sorry, I'm not sure you're gonna win this one.

Darn those stupid pet store managers and their rules. Idiots, don't they know immunity is at stake? *sigh*

March 24, 2010 at 5:40 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

Dang Mangers! They just don't get it! That was too funny though! also I agree, I think it's dead

March 24, 2010 at 5:44 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

LOL!!!! Funny when it actually touched you! I counted fast too. I wanted that critter off of me. mama didn't help talking in the background!

March 24, 2010 at 6:18 PM  
Blogger Adoption of Jane said...

HAHAHAHAHA! The whole post cracked me up!

March 24, 2010 at 7:08 PM  
Blogger Danielle said...

Cracking up. Loving you freakin out at the end. You are a brave soul. You got my vote!!

March 24, 2010 at 7:55 PM  
Blogger Messy Mommy said...

That's great. Too bad you couldn't get the rat though.

March 24, 2010 at 8:01 PM  
Blogger EL said...

hahahah omg love the pet store part! the manager was probably just jealous she cant wink as cute as you do hahah! oh and i hate hate hate crabs! (bad experience) so i think you are SO brave/crazy lol!

March 24, 2010 at 8:03 PM  
Blogger Oka said...

Now what the heck did you jump for, he was being all nice staying still on that sand on your foot....Loved the story that lead up to the crab, LOL

March 24, 2010 at 8:22 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

Hahahaha...that is hilarious! You are brave though, not me...ever...never! I don't like crawly things, they scare me. Yep I'm a sissy! But the jump at the end...I think you only got to "Fi..." before you jumped and dumped it off you.

March 24, 2010 at 8:39 PM  
Blogger Tammy said...

Now I can call you crabby! lol! I am going to post mine soon!

March 24, 2010 at 10:06 PM  
Blogger Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

okay you could have gotten hurt! that has to account for something. YUCK!

March 24, 2010 at 11:41 PM  
Blogger Lluvia said...

aww...man! I can't believe they didn't let you touch anything at the stores!!

That would have made me pee on myself!

March 25, 2010 at 12:23 AM  
Blogger Kmama said...

The end was hilarious, where you freaked out. Sorry, I'm still laughing.

March 25, 2010 at 8:13 AM  

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