What'd'ya gonna do...
...when you're sitting on the potty, when you are sitting on the potty for a while? Oh, there's lots'a things to do that will make ya happy, too, sittin' on the potty.
If you don't recognize that annoying song, it's because you managed to potty train your children without them having to watch "Potty Power" a million times. It's a song that talks about all the things kids can do on the potty while they are waiting to go...and I totally blame that song for this scene in my bathroom this morning, even though even they wouldn't suggest this as an activity for the kiddos.
Bear was upstairs pottying...and was up there for a considerable amount of time. I didn't think too much of it, since the other two were keeping me hopping downstairs. Plus, Hubs let Bear eat 4 chocolate cupcakes yesterday and chocolate and Bear do not mix.
Finally decided to go check on him. He's sitting on the potty and on the floor all over the bathroom are...(unused! have to say that first or the gross factor goes way up)...TAMPONS: tampons wrappers, tampons out of the applicator, and applicators.
Bear grins up at me, tampon in hand and says "Blast-off!" and shoots a tampon out of the applicator and across the room.
I had no idea you could actually get some distance on those things.
"Fun rocketships, Mommy!"
Brand-new box of 54 tampons that was sitting on the shelf beside the potty: only half full now.
If you don't recognize that annoying song, it's because you managed to potty train your children without them having to watch "Potty Power" a million times. It's a song that talks about all the things kids can do on the potty while they are waiting to go...and I totally blame that song for this scene in my bathroom this morning, even though even they wouldn't suggest this as an activity for the kiddos.
Bear was upstairs pottying...and was up there for a considerable amount of time. I didn't think too much of it, since the other two were keeping me hopping downstairs. Plus, Hubs let Bear eat 4 chocolate cupcakes yesterday and chocolate and Bear do not mix.
Finally decided to go check on him. He's sitting on the potty and on the floor all over the bathroom are...(unused! have to say that first or the gross factor goes way up)...TAMPONS: tampons wrappers, tampons out of the applicator, and applicators.
Bear grins up at me, tampon in hand and says "Blast-off!" and shoots a tampon out of the applicator and across the room.
I had no idea you could actually get some distance on those things.
"Fun rocketships, Mommy!"
Brand-new box of 54 tampons that was sitting on the shelf beside the potty: only half full now.
posted by Shell at
9:29 AM
5 Comments:
That's freakin like 3 bucks!
My boys call them bean shooters BTW
I KNOW! But, at least it was easy clean-up...
I had no idea either. I think I'm going to have to waste on to see for myself. :)
NO WAY!! that is hilarious!!
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also:
9/14
... " come join us for MEme monday again if you have time!!
This Monday's All About MEme: FIVE "breathtaking" white LIES YOU'VE TOLD.
( Ode to Seinfeld)
Ben: What did you say?
Elaine: I said, uh, some snuggly baby.
Ben: He is something.
Elaine: Well, to tell you the truth, Dr. Feffa, I , I was surprised to hear you use a word like breathtaking to describe a baby, I mean, because you also used it referring to me.
Ben: Well, you know Elaine, sometimes you say things just to be nice.
(Elaine relieved, then confused, not knowing if he was being nice to her or to the baby)
a story to tell his girlfriends, LMBO
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